Guilty or Not Guilty

[Raelyn]

Semi guilty? I don’t own a pet. My brother and his fiancée own two cats, and they all currently live with me. One of their cats is a black cat that was the runt of the litter named Alma. She is so fucking annoying but so fucking adorable! Anywho, a couple months after moving in with me, my brother and his fiancée left on vacation for a week and Alma imprinted on me. She has been obsessed with my lap ever since, and ONLY finds my lap the best place to lounge and nap on. If she wants my lap, she will literally yell at me. I’m flattered, really. It’s nice having an animal that loves you… despite only loving you when she wants to love you, and hates it when you try to love her. I can’t say I love her more than most people, though.
 

The next poster hates road trips and prefers to fly.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I detest airports, flying buses and being held captive at an overpriced food court for hours in the name of "security". I would rather hitchhike.

Next poster has hitchhiked cross country.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. A friend and I hitchhiked two states over, though, back in my reckless youth. 

 

The next person has picked up a hitchhiker.

Edited March 14 by IsabellaRose
fixed my misspelling!

[Rexyon]

Not guilty, I guess the closest thing I have done is I was walking to the next city over to prove I could (2 hour walk) and along the way was someone doing the exact same, we were taking the same route and realised so eventually we matched speed and started talking. Their circumstance was different though, no money for the bus or train, it was quite pleasant despite basically just talking to a stranger the entire time. It's not what you wanted from the answer but have a nice little story anyway.

The next poster wishes there were more easy ways to walk to places rather than having to take a car, bus, train or a bike all the time.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. I live in one of the least walkable cities after having lived in one that was almost as bad. I would LOVE to NOT own a car...

Next poster got the motorcycle out recently.

 

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. Never have owned a motorcycle. Once upon a time, I thought one of those sleek, sexy sports bikes would be amazing - I just never got around to justifying a vehicle I could only use 'sometimes'. 

The next poster has never been on a motorcycle.

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[Rexyon]

Guilty, I had a bicycle once, got stolen though so, whatever. I don't have a licence to drive anything.

The next poster thinks flight would be a great superpower to have.

[Raelyn]

Guilty. I am terrified of heights but I think this fear could be cured if I had the ability to fly! I would arrive to places a much faster… but then my hair would get messed up... eh. It’d still be cool to fly. 
 

The next poster is subscribed to more than 3 streaming services. 

[LEROZERO]

Not guilty, doubt I will be when I can just pirate stuff....

Next person has never paid for any streaming service before.

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. Though, I do my best to only pay for one at a time. If I want something different, one has to get canceled first.

The next person can play a musical instrument.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I am a huge fan of music, of almost all types, but I cannot play a note on anything.

Next poster has scratch built furniture (no, that box from IKEA does not count - saws, planes and joinery)

[Raelyn]

Not guilty. I do not have the patience to build things. 
 
The next poster loves to bake.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. But mostly breads.

Next poster is looking forward to gin and tonic season.

[Nutcracker]

Not guilty,

next poster would eat cum outta their partners

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty-ish. Never say never again, but I started doing a flow-chart of circumstances where I would or wouldn't in my head. 

Next poster has something within arm's reach (right now) that they've owned for most of their life. 

[Reasoned]

I'm gonna be funny and say Guilty. I indeed have owned my body since my birth. 

The next poster has fucked an item that they regretted. 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. That item was named Steve. But more to the spirit of the question, I may have experimented with some inserted items I don't want to admit to that probably shouldn't have made my list, so still guilty.

 

The next person has a preferred perfume or cologne that they consider their personal scent.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I was kind of one of those Polo and Dakkar Noir douches in the 80's - but not since.

Next poster has a VERY specific smell that turns them on instantly - cigarette smoke and Poison perfume for me...

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty, and you're all free to laugh at me - gasoline, leather, and cigarette smoke. You'd think I have a type from that, wouldn't you?

 

The next person has trust issues.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. Really not much to say - never got really fucked over, at least not that I didn't completely deserve.

Next post has absolutely fucked someone else over.

[Raelyn]

Not guilty. At least, I think I’ve never fucked anyone over. Other people could think otherwise. I grew up watching loved ones get fucked over too many times to do the same.  
 
The next poster enjoys reading dark romance erotica (the delicious kind with taboo and depraved subjects).

[LEROZERO]

Not guilty(Somewhat). I love high fantasy, mages, warlocks, dragons, trolls, swordfighting- all of it! I have not read much romance before but I certainly have roleplayed dark rotics many times~

Next person reads a very niche genre.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Anarchist and anti-capitalist philosophy.

Next poster detests non-fiction.

[LEROZERO]

Not guilty. I don't exactly prefer it but certainly don't detest it.

Next person hates sci-fi.

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. Just got into The Murderbot Diaries and having a lot of fun. 

Next person has written their own novel/novella/screenplay.