Guilty or Not Guilty

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Slow the fuck down, y'all. I'm at work and can't always finish my reply without getting interrupted.

Not guilty. I mostly don't give a shit about pop culture. If it weren't for private RPs I'd have no idea who any pop culture person is.

The next poster hates holiday meals as much as I hate carving jack-o'-lanterns.

Edited September 20, 2023 by WritesNaughtyStories
Just trying to catch up

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I'm quiet most of the time, enjoy comfort grub and leave to play board games after every year

The next poster prefers fruit filled pie to pumpkin pie

[Business Kitten]

Guilty, I really enjoy fruit deserts; Mixed berry is so good


The next poster microwaves their ramen

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I like pie equally and I include cheesecake in that.

The next poster secretly hates angel food cake.

Now I'm just shitty!

Not guilty.

The next poster doesn't even own a microwave.

Edited September 20, 2023 by WritesNaughtyStories

[Pixel]

Not guilty. How am I supposed to cook something if I don't open a microwave?

The next poster has enjoyed legitimate Japanese ramen, restaurant style 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I keep seeing posts from friends in other cities but I haven't bothered trying to find a local ramen place.

 

The next poster considers "crackers" a complete meal.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. Izzy take care of yourself

The next poster agrees a bowl of cereal or five is dinner.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I mean, I guess it COULD be dinner, but it's not dinner to me.

 

The next poster enjoys cooking.

[Business Kitten]

Guilty, but that doesnt mean I'm good at

 

The next poster prefers fast food over slow food (restaurants)

[Pixel]

Guilty. It's bad for me but God damn I love taco Bell.

The next poster recognizes cherry coke as superior to normal coke

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I am old enough to have gone to an actual soda fountain and get lemon coke which is the superior product.

The next poster admits real Mountain Dew is better than Baja Blast.

Edited September 20, 2023 by WritesNaughtyStories

[Pixel]

If it's from the Taco Bell fountain and only from the Taco Bell fountain, guilty. I don't know what they do to it but... otherwise I don't fuck around with my Baja Blast.

The next poster didn't eat the crust on their sandwich as a kid for no apparent reason

[MissKass]

Not guilty. The crust was just as important as the peanut butter, the jelly, and the dilled pickles.

The next poster eats mustard with their fries, not ketchup.

Edited September 20, 2023 by MissKass

[Business Kitten]

Y'know sometimes you want a different taste... guilty?

 

The next poster has their car radio on so loud, you can hear the bass from inside the house

[Pixel]

Not guilty. That's obnoxious and inconsiderate to those around me.

The next poster has practiced with a musical instrument 

[MissKass]

Guilty. Then the birds started dropping, so I stopped.

The next poster listens to RunDMC.

[Chuck89]

Eh, guilty I guess.

 

Next poster has fucked in public 

[Pixel]

Guilty and I will not elaborate. Today.

The next poster still has something precious from their childhood in their possession 

[Chuck89]

Guilty.

 

Next poster has fantasies about beating and fucking a random stranger at a convention 

[MissKass]

Guilty. One of each.

The next poster plays tabletop rpgs.

[Pixel]

Guilty.

The next poster has a normal group to play online games with

[Business Kitten]

Guilty, got a few nerds to play games with 

Next poster has a strong preference on the type of milk they buy

[Pixel]

Guilty. There's milk and then there's water pretending to be milk. I prefer the former.

The next poster has eaten cereal with something other than milk before.

[MissKass]

Guilty. Tried it once with chocolate milk. Because why not.

The next poster likes cashews over peanuts.

[Business Kitten]

Guilty; Peanuts can be so messy, but I can just nom cashews so much easier
Pistachios are cooler because I can lightly bite it and disarm it's protection without mess

The next poster prefers apple music over spodify

Edited September 20, 2023 by Business Kitten
Guilty aaaa