Would you rather?

[Eliza_nitro0318]

Basically, the person about you asks a Would you rather question, then you respond with either option one or two, then you write your own Would you rather question *no limits~*

Would you rather have the most breedable body OR have the body of someone who FUCKS breedable bodys?

[IsabellaRose]

Ugh. Bad choices for me. I guess I'd go with the most breedable body. 

 

Would you rather be able to control everything in your life with a single remote, or be forced to manually interact with everything and never be able to use any remote controls?

[Pixel]

Manually. I'm a hands on dude.

Would you rather swordfight a trained chimp or box a trained kangaroo?

[IsabellaRose]

Swordfight a trained chimp. I used to fence in college, I think I have a chance. That kangaroo would just fuck me up.

 

Would you rather be immune to physical pain or emotional pain?

[Pixel]

Emotional. My heart has ached for most of it life and I'd perish the pain if I could.

Would you rather eat McDonald's fries daily for the rest or your life for dinner or IHOP pancakes for breakfast? 

[IsabellaRose]

Pancakes, hands down.

 

Would you rather have a permanently "on" vibrator surgically installed just inside your anus, or have to carry a monkey around all day in a Baby Björn that just mercilessly pinches your nipples non-stop?

[Never Shore]

The monkey. At least I would feel something.

Would you rather cum everytime you shake someone's hand, or everytime you say someone else's name?

[Nightingale]

Say someone else's name, because I say those exceptionally rarely. Especially since I'm forgetful with names.

Would you rather be caught flirting with a boulder or a tree? 

[Never Shore]

Probably the boulder. Because I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder.

Would you rather eat butterflies or poop rainbows?

[Rob4ix]

Eat butterflies, butterflies are nutritious,

 

Would you rather have ability to shoot electricity, or ability to attract metal? In both cases you can control the intensity.

[Nightingale]

I think i'll pick electricity. 

Would you rather die young (like, any age before 50) or old (any age after 80)?

Edited July 12 by Nightingale

[DaedalicDream]

I don't want to lose any of my cognitive function, I don't think that's a good quality of life, so I guess I'd rather die young all things considered.

Would you rather have a nipple-sized penis, or penis-sized nipples?

[Rob4ix]

17 hours ago, DaedalicDream said:

I don't want to lose any of my cognitive function, I don't think that's a good quality of life, so I guess I'd rather die young all things considered.

Would you rather have a nipple-sized penis, or penis-sized nipples?

Depends, if nipples are of girth of a penis, then sure, if they are of length of a penis... Then its a hard maybe.

Same with a penis, if i choose girth of a nipple, then sure, if length of a nipple diameter... A hard no.

So generally speaking... Id say penis sized nipples, because worst cases are better for nipple sized penis

Edited July 21 by Rob4ix

[KelticRoze]

Would you rather not get fucked, or not give a fuck?

[Rob4ix]

4 hours ago, KelticRoze said:

Would you rather not get fucked, or not give a fuck?

Not give a fuck, its the best thing to do.

Always Play TTRPGS with erotic stuff, whenever you wanna erp, or Always erp, when you play ttrpgs?

[Never Shore]

TTRPGs could sort of include general roleplay stuff, but it doesn't go the other way, so I'd pick the table top game... as long as it's not a glass tabletop. 

Would you rather eat soft in the crunchy, or crunchy in the soft?

[Rob4ix]

18 minutes ago, Never Shore said:

TTRPGs could sort of include general roleplay stuff, but it doesn't go the other way, so I'd pick the table top game... as long as it's not a glass tabletop. 

Would you rather eat soft in the crunchy, or crunchy in the soft?

Soft in crunchy, bcuz other one is basically writing a death sentence for yourself.

Have genitals of opposite gender (Gals grow a pole and Boys get a hole), or Present yourself like an opposite gender (Boys become femboys and Gals become tomboys)

[Subbycuck]

Genitals of opposite gender. And then I'd actually start dressing like one.

Would you rather own a sexy waifu maid for the rest of your life or get owned by one?

[TheLoliRealm]

Own one. I'm a switch and if I'm in charge, I can command her to dom me. Where as if I'm owned by one I only really get one option.

Would you rather, never have to pay for basic needs, or never have to pay for moderate entertainment.

[Rob4ix]

5 hours ago, TheLoliRealm said:

Own one. I'm a switch and if I'm in charge, I can command her to dom me. Where as if I'm owned by one I only really get one option.

Would you rather, never have to pay for basic needs, or never have to pay for moderate entertainment.

Never pay for needs, bcuz then i get more money on whatever i want, i could buy more games, more gamijg stuff, more itch.io games

Would you rather, have a partner that presents self like opposite sex does (like girl to have a femboy bf), or someone of opposite sex from you liking, that presents self like sex you are actually attracted to? (Like girl have a tomboy gf?)