random Weirdest, Wildest, Random Lines You Ever Said In RP

[Elena Ichinomiya]

We all been there, saying some strange thing on a whim or because you were too sleepy but still insist on replying and ended up with bunch of nonsense that once you sober up, you goes, "Man, I wrote like ChatGPT 0.1" during RP.

Spill it, what is your whacky lines or quotes in RP that is so off putting, you swear both you and your RP partner will remember it until ED become corporate site. 

Obviously I go first. Here's what I said once upon a time in RP site somewhere, let it be remembered that Elena once said in RP there's a cultist group that name themselves as...

 

Pussy of Heaven.

 

...my 2020 self and me will never get married for that.

[IsabellaRose]

"can I take the banana out now?"

[Nafarman]

His hips blurred like a fuckmachine

[Elena Ichinomiya]

"You're not gonna german suplex a Princess now, are you?"

[LEROZERO]

"N-No, not really...To be truthful I knew you would catch on sooner or later. Didn't expect you to be so angry though since, y'know, I LET YOU FUCK EVERYTHING YOU ENCOUNTERED!"

[Tema]

Quote

"Did you seriously tell her to 'clap your fuck flaps'?" he decried, voice laced with indignation and, despite himself, a flicker of baffled unwilling curiosity, "What the ever loving fuck does that even mean?!"

My character and I never found out. :( 

Edited March 20 by Tema

[BlackwingAvatar]

"Well, technically he fired his flare gun down the other guy's pants a few seconds faster.  So he won the bet.  Pay up."

I was running a ShadowRun game for several friends IRL.  They decided that their job to capture an oil tanker and divert it was too simple as it was until the corporate security reinforcements got there.  After finding one of the boat's emergency supply cabinets, there were a trio of flare guns inside.  Three players decided to each put up a thousand nuyen, and see who could pin one of the guards and shoot it a flare gun down their pants while singing Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" at the top of their lungs.

Edited March 20 by BlackwingAvatar

[Pixel]

I had a character spend three responses going "look over there, what on earth is that?!" to an op and when they finally looked he kicked them in the shin and ran away 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

"Comparing him to plantain as in...what? His cock size or his mental? Or his shoes?"

Just another attempt with my RP partner when making adult humor RP.