Conditional Power

[Buio Banned]

You need to recite the entire unlimited blade works chant in a new language before each time you do so.

power to turn night into day and vice versa

[Rucio, Emperor of Cheese]

They're Lego swords (as in Lego Brand, the tiny ones that fit in Lego people's hands) and they can only move a maximum of 5 miles per hour, which is lowered based on how many swords are airborne.

 

Every time you flip a coin, and it lands on heads, you get 100 dollars, regardless of context.

[SMFoxy]

9 minutes ago, Rucio said:

Every time you flip a coin, and it lands on heads, you get 100 dollars, regardless of context.

You can only ever find coins with tails on both sides.

2 hours ago, Buio said:

You need to recite the entire unlimited blade works chant in a new language before each time you do so.

power to turn night into day and vice versa

Granted, but it happens by speeding up the rotation of the Earth, so everyone gets yeeted (yote?) into spaaaaaace.

Pyrokinesis.

[Jason ♡]

It never works properly. If you try to kill someone, It will go handle first and only make the enemy stronger. If you try and arm your allies....well...it looks them...

 

The ability to anonomously give everyone in a 10 mile radius an extreme orgasm.

 

 

[IsabellaRose]

It only works when there is only one other person within 10 miles of you.

The ability to eat anything and have my stomach convert it to nutrients and energy.

[Buio Banned]

The energy in question is kinetic, meaning you need to projectile vomit any large meal witgin an hour or risk swelling up and exploding

[IsabellaRose]

...wait... what power do YOU want?

[Rucio, Emperor of Cheese]

Your lack of a power has a lack of a drawback, but due to having no power whatsoever, you are considered too bland and as a result cannot find a job outside of retail.

Pyromancy, please.

[Buio Banned]

balls, I was tired last time >.<

Thanks for the save Rucio.

Granted but you can only manifest a spark every 3 minutes.

I'd like the power to never fuck up a forum game.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it's limited to forums where you're the only player.

THE POWER COSMIC (like the Silver Surfer and Galactus!)

[SMFoxy]

Granted, but you can't surf.

The power to (hopefully, at least) revive dead forum games...

[Pixel]

Granted but no one has any good ideas.

The power to heat liquid by looking at it

[SMFoxy]

Granted, but a watched pot never boils.

The power to always know exactly when a delivery will arrive.

[MynameisAlly]

Granted, but you can never watch comedy stand-ups or horror movies as you always know when the punch line or jump scares will be delivered.

   The ability to spawn any office supplies at will (pen, pencil, stapler, sticky notes, etc.).

[Pixel]

Granted, but they lack what makes them useful, staplers have no Staples, stick notes have no glue, pens have no ink, pencils are mechanical with no graphite, etc.

The power to sense when there's precious metals or stones nearby (in the ground)

[SMFoxy]

Just wanted to say that this:

On 21/12/2022 at 14:25, MynameisAlly said:

Granted, but you can never watch comedy stand-ups or horror movies as you always know when the punch line or jump scares will be delivered.

Is a really good twist on delivery.
Also:

Granted, you beep like a metal detector whenever there are any precious metals nearby, though.

The ability to control smoke (useful around a campfire, for example).

[Pixel]

Granted but you can only make it blow in your own direction anyways.

The ability to turn water into Baja blast.

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately, you have so much Baja Blast in you that if you drink any more you die from Baja Blast Overdose...so, you can't drink any Baja Blast you make.

 

Hmmm...how about the ability to implant any order into any individual?

[Pixel]

Granted but only order for Uber eats

The power to make trees that will always grow fruit instantly after it's picked 

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately(?), if picked for anything other than to feed someone who is sick, the tree will wilt.

The ability to live without the need of oxygen.

[Jae]

Granted, but you are more sensitive and affected by toxic airs than others.

The ability to change the colours of your clothes.

[Pixel]

Granted but only when you take them off and put on new ones

The power to swim at unnaturally high speeds 

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately you can only do so in international waters.

The ability to charge anything with your touch.

[Pixel]

Granted but only with kinetic energy

The power to jump start cars by looking at them 

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately, doing so gives you an electric jolt the same power with which you charged the car.

The power to bring any fictional character to life.