Corrupted Dreams~

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but god misheard and give you big teddy goth GF instead

i wish i am your boss at work

[Adverse Deactivated]

Granted but it's fast food.

I wish I could heal the chemical burn on my tongue.

[Iceassassin25]

Granted but now your tongue is the only part of you not covered in Chemical burns

I wish Haydee from the Haydee game was real

[Eros Angel]

Granted but she has a constant explosive diarrhea problem so you can never go anywhere or do anything cause she spends half the day pooping.

I wish IsabellaRose would let me lick and mouth worship her pussy.

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but it's a one night stand that leaves you utterly heartbroken. 

I wish my Gf could cook

[Rajiu Jak]

Granted but I get to join in as well. 
 

I wish I didn’t need to sleep. 

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but now you constantly twitch like you're on crack.

I wish I was as funny as Norm Macdonald 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but you're the only one laughing

I wish i can use katana properly

Edited December 24, 2019 by Elena Ichinomiya

[Iceassassin25]

Granted but now you have to fight Dante each week over the dumbest crap

I wish I could travel to any fantasy world at will

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but it's always ogre and orc fantasy world as if you're in Shrek private party

I wish every trouble in this world can be solved by snap of finger (thanos style)

[Adverse Deactivated]

Granted, but not your own problems.

I wish I had the motivation to support my intellect.

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but now you have no obstacles and simply lose all enthusiasm as you mill through the years working as hard as you but you dont know why?

I wish I could have own private castle 

[Iceassassin25]

Granted but Random heroes keep turning up to fight you as they believe you are a villian

I wish WWE was better these days

(I posted this a second to late)

Edited December 24, 2019 by Iceassassin25

[Adverse Deactivated]

Granted but Roman still main events. Every. Single. Time.

I wish I could breathe underwater

Edited December 24, 2019 by Adverse

[Sunstone]

Granted, but only in the bathtub.

I wish I was taller.

Edit: Ninja'd. >.<

Edited December 24, 2019 by Sunstone

[Eros Angel]

Granted! You double in height but as a side effect your wiener shrinks to half size.

 

I wish I could RP with Sunstone more

[Adverse Deactivated]

Granted but you get a reply once a month

I wish I had Christmas spirit this year

Edited December 24, 2019 by Adverse

[Rajiu Jak]

Granted you just ripped if out a person and have to live with that. 
 

I wish I remembered all the stuff I forgot. 

Edited December 24, 2019 by Kerzin Kalamond

[Elena Ichinomiya]

6 minutes ago, Adverse said:

Granted but you get a reply once a month

ouch!

Granted but it's only embarrassing stuff

I wish i know every fandom

[Rajiu Jak]

Granted but the knowledge drives you insane. 
 

I wish I could be a mistborn. 

[Adverse Deactivated]

Granted but you can only make friends with the most toxic members.

I wish I could turn lights on/off by snapping my fingers.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but it also affect the sun, causing trouble for solar system

I wish i can drink holy water everyday

Edited December 24, 2019 by Elena Ichinomiya

[Eros Angel]

Granted but it's mundane holy water and now the church is angry with you.

I wish I could spend some quality time with my beloved Floofenstein.

[Adverse Deactivated]

Granted but she is emotionally distant.

I wish there was one Cinnabon for every McDonald's

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but it's soggy

I wish root beer is cheap (it costly on my country)