In bed with fortune cookies

[Starcry]

A good time will be coming your way... In bed

[Gangsta Moll Deactivated]

If you ask him to, he will come, in bed.

[Starcry]

Seize the day, in bed. 

[Pixel]

Present your best ideas today to an eager and welcoming audience... In bed.

[Starcry]

Don't wear your heart on your sleeve, be on guard... in bed.

[Jjhlamazing]

Always be open to new ideas…in bed

[Starcry]

There will be a career change... in bed.

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

You will be called in to fulfill a position of high honor and responsibility...in bed.

[Jjhlamazing]

A close friend will reward you soon….in bed

[Pixel]

A very useful tool will soon be an important part of your life... In bed.

[Jjhlamazing]

Aclose member of your family will soon be an important asset…in bed

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

The greatest love is self-love…in bed.

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Each day, compel yourself to do something you would rather not do in bed

[IsabellaRose]

Do it scared... in bed.

[Pixel]

That's what I do every time.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese... In bed.

This actually kinda sounds gross

[IsabellaRose]

Enjoy yourself while you can... in bed.

(and yeah, who want's secondhand bedcheese?)

[Pixel]

Do not give up. The beginning is always the hardest... In bed.

[IsabellaRose]

the best is yet to come... in bed.

[Buio Banned]

A bowl is at its most useful when it is empty... in bed

[IsabellaRose]

You're not a failure if you don't give up... in bed.

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

Wealth awaits you very soon…in bed.

[Buio Banned]

If your enemy is of coleric temperament, seek to anger him... in bed

[IsabellaRose]

Don't cling too tightly to things that require a loose grip... in bed.

[Buio Banned]

Your lucky numbers are 6, 9, 4, 20

In bed

[IsabellaRose]

6 hours ago, Buio said:

Your lucky numbers are 6, 9, 4, 20

In bed

I'm reading that as 69 and 4:20, and that sounds like a lucky night in bed to me

 

The wise man knows nothing in bed.