Last post wins (nsfw)

[IsabellaRose]

I might?

[ThighsIsOp]

DAMMIT IT ALL!!!! OwO

[IsabellaRose]

...right?

(wants those orgasms!)

[ThighsIsOp]

Organism? owo

[IsabellaRose]

yes... <steeples fingers> we must collect the organisms for research purposes... <adjusts lab coat> now, just lie back and relax... you won't feel a thing...

[ThighsIsOp]

I don't wanna be a lab rat ówò

[IsabellaRose]

Its okay... you won't feel the organisms at all, and it's really the only way we can get them back to Earth past all the biosensors.

[ThighsIsOp]

I fear for my life. What are the organisms even gonna do? ;-;

[KanTheKnight]

They'll fuck your bussy!!

[ThighsIsOp]

I...uhhhh... Obje- wait! No...Yes? This doesn't feel ethical ~.~

[KanTheKnight]

You cannot objectify. If you resist I'll have to put such a pity worth person as yourself under genjutsu. Now be good, lemme win this post, and endure Izzy's frantics >:) 

[ThighsIsOp]

I don't want to meet Izzy's fanatics! I want orange juice!!

[IsabellaRose]

There, there now. No need to panic. They're already inside you... you can't even tell, can you? Now, who's next... Kan?

[ThighsIsOp]

N-no!! Please! Take them out!! I don't wanna be an organism fanatic!! Put them in a fishbowl or something!! ;^;

[KanTheKnight]

Nah. Im good. My ass isnt accessible.

 

You cant catch me. I have the eyes of the Uchiha. My victory over not losing my anal virginity is inevitable. 

[ThighsIsOp]

Unethical organisms are using my ass as an HQ ;-;

[KanTheKnight]

I could switch them out, buuut i dont want to face Izzy's wrath. You're on your own, dude. 

[ThighsIsOp]

But if the organic magnetisms use my ass as their home...then I'll never be able to... Use my d- TOILET PAPER!! Yeah... Going to the bathroom might be hard with so many ornaments!

[KanTheKnight]

Even if I wanted to help, if I switch them out, We'd need something you wouldnt want up your ass. I have a lot of chakra sure, but your ass doesnt have a lot of space to work with. I think cotton balls might be worth the try but will you even be able to..Push them out later. >.>

This is more interesting and unethical than the fact you have living organisms having fun with your canal. 

[ThighsIsOp]

Stupid organism invading my ass. Now I'm gonna drink lots of apple juice and drown them once the climb higher into my guts ;-;

[IsabellaRose]

Yes, juice. The more organic material they have to feed on, the less they'll need to feed on you.

[Cash Money Chad]

I win

[Kendra Love]

Rawr

[Cash Money Chad]

Aww Rawr you to and thanks for the second set of orgasms

[Kendra Love]

Welcome hehe