Pervert this!

[IsabellaRose]

I'd pour it over my naked body and ask if you'd like coffee a la izzy.

I'd give you a cake the size of a swimming pool.

[Cash Money Chad]

I would have some coffee al la izzy on top of the cake, licking the coffee ans ice cream off her naked body.

 

I give you a popsicle

[IsabellaRose]

...

Sorry, I'm still hung up on that coffee/cake/ice cream image...

I'd show you how easily a popsicle can fit right up the bum.

[Cash Money Chad]

I would watch her put a popsicle in her ass while slurping coffee and frosting off het skin"i dont blame you i totally enjoy it."

I give you a jar of cherries

[WickedCadrach]

I add some whipped cream and let you eat them off of my body (this is quite the delicious orgy).

I give you a pair of scissors.

[Cash Money Chad]

I uae the scissors to cut off cads clothes to lick cherries coffee and iceing off of both womans bodies

 

I give you milk

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

I chug that cow titty juice like no tomorrow!

I give you a gifted Twitch sub

[Venari99 Deactivated]

I'd use that gifted sub in every way imaginable

I give you a set of keys to a mailbox.

[Cash Money Chad]

I open the mailbox a its full of sex toys and lube

 

I give you a napkin

[Venari99 Deactivated]

I use the napkin to clean my dick off after taking my condom off.

I give you a paper plane.

 

[Cash Money Chad]

Throws the paper plane wondering how your dick got dirty if you were wearing a condom

I give you pasta

[PixiLust]

Makes a spaghetti whip to spank you. It’s not very effective... Dick goes in condom, cum comes out of dick. Dick and cum sealed inside of condom. Dick is now dirty with cum.

I give you a sex ed lesson. 

[Cash Money Chad]

I would listen to the sex ed lesson while having sex

Id give you a box of fries

[Akuja]

I take the box of fries but notices the severe lack of ketchup. Feeling sad, I watch intense porn to relieve my sadness before finally eating the fries.

I give you a jar of Dijon mustard.

[Cash Money Chad]

I would put dijon mustard on a sandwich and eat it while watching furry porn/

I give you a microphone

[PixiLust]

Use it for some masturbation asmr.

I give you a pizza cutter.

[Cash Money Chad]

rub the flat end of the pizza cutter agaisnt a girls nipple letting it get hard agaisnt the cold steel.

I give you a copy of dead pool the movie

[IsabellaRose]

I use it to inspire a nice lil cosplay sex scene with the two of us as Deadpool and Vanessa.

I give you a bowl of fresh fruit

[WickedCadrach]

I get rid of the bowl become your personal fruit platter.

I give you a sharpie marker.

[Cash Money Chad]

Eat the fruit off of Cad's naked body while having assumed the form of Ryan Renalds..starts writing lewd things like "Cum dump and fuck platter all over cad.. I don't celebrate woman's day it's sexist...plus my parents locked me in the basement and made me dress as a clown and make balloon dildos "

I give you a bottle of Aviation Jin

[PixiLust]

Find the nearest foreskin and do a shot of gin out of it.

I give you a photo album. 

[Cash Money Chad]

Use it store all the pictures taken of us in these perverse forum game orgies 

I'd give you chocolate 

[IsabellaRose]

apparently I'd melt it, cover my body in in, and let the world find the soft, gooey center in the Izzy-bar

I give you a whistle

[Cash Money Chad]

Blow the whistle and let everyone know it's chocolate time al la Izzy

Gives you a napkin

[IsabellaRose]

lay out the napkin on the table, sit on it, and spread my legs, declaring, "snack time!"

I give you  an old tin can