It's time we broke up... With the last poster.

[Jordii~kins]

"i'm breaking with you because you aren't a good biscuit pimp to me :("

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because... you haven't been around in two years. I can't believe it took me this long to call it off!

[Kerzin Kalamond]

I’m breaking up with you because... you don’t give me enough butt touches! 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm breaking up with you because...you're not a whale!

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because you're hetero and even though I think you're cute, it just wouldn't work unless you were attracted to me as well. 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

i'm breaking up with you...because you're more attractive than me! how do we suppose to complete each other then?

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because you keep drinking all my tea!!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm breaking up with you because i got no one left to break up with! 

*single lady noise*

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because no one else is responding to this thread.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

i'm breaking up with you just to show how good i am at breaking things

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because I made a New Year's resolution to avoid attachments.

[Adverse Deactivated]

I'm breaking up with you because I'm gonna shoot my shot at someone else, get rejected and then make up with you right after.

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you right after we get back together, because I'm still harboring feelings of betrayal and I want to do to you what you did to me... but then once I feel like you've been taught a lesson I'll get right back together with you because... people in love do fucked up shit.

[Adverse Deactivated]

I'm breaking up with you because toxic behaviors clash, yet for all our trials and tribulations, we are doomed to repeat our mistakes despite all we learn, so I get back together with you right after.

[Peculiaritree Deactivated]

I'm breaking up with you because y'all got more issues than Popular Mechanics.

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because you forgot to feed my pussy... cat.

[Adverse Deactivated]

I'm breaking up with you because you always knew I was allergic and fuck that cat.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm breaking up with you because you better off as antagonist character than partner!

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because you keep leaving crumbs in the bed after snacking there.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

(did you spy on me? i do eat chips right now)

i'm breaking up with you because you always board the door instead just lock it

[Adverse Deactivated]

I'm breaking up with you because you're a poopyhead who is definitely right thinking I'm better off as an antagonist rather than a partner and I can't stand it when other people are right.

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because you won't get up at 2am and get me a snack.

[Buio Banned]

I'm breaking up with you because your delicious cooking is making me fat.

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because of that hairdo.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I broke up with you because today fortune cookie said i had to

Edited February 22, 2020 by Elena Ichinomiya