Guilty or Not Guilty

[MeowMix]

Guilty! I've own two but my very first toy I thre away when I moved and I regret it to this day. I don't really like the toy I have now  

Next person has worked in a sex shop before!

 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I always thought it would be interesting but never saw a "Help Wanted" sign. 

Next poster has locked themselves out of their car at a sex shop or other, potentially embarrassing, location.

[IsabellaRose]

Yeah, guilty. Sex shop. The worst part was, it was right after buying a pile of toys I actually don't use as a gag for a friends birthday party. My options were to 1. call AAA or the police for help, 2. Call my sister to bring my spare key from home, or 3. Walk back inside to the clerk who just saw me buy the Glow in the Dark, Clone-A-Willy at home penis molding kit and ask for help.

 

The next person has an embarrassing story they want to share.

[Pixel]

Damn, it used to just be wooly willy. What a time to be alive 

Not guilty. I have embarrassing stories, none I want to share.

The next poster owns a weapon that could be considered deadly. Household items do not count

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty, I guess? It's a collector's item to me. A replica of one of the swords from Highlander. Yes, I'm a geek. Deal with it.

 

The next person has been in a physical fight.

[JustAesthetic Deactivated]

guilty on many occasions. especially during school.

the next person is in love with someone from far away.

[Akuja]

Was guilty. College robbed me of any opportunities to talk with her and we drifted apart from there

Next person has ordered something online in the last seven days. 

[Pixel]

Guilty, A pre order for the yugioh early days collection for Switch.

The next poster will read paper books over digital at every opportunity 

[IsabellaRose]

So Guilty. Like - THIS DEFINES ME kind of guilty.

 

The next person has a dedicated spot where they love to curl up and read.

[Pixel]

My bed when I'm reading comics I guess

The next poster drinks pickle juice from the jar

[MeowMix]

Not guilty! I love pickles but I've never done anything like that before

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I save it to brine chicken. The internet is not entirely useless.

Next poster has been seen naked by a complete stranger.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Minds out of the gutter! In a locker room, you pervs. 

_{Although, also not in a locker room, twice. There's a story there. Not sure I'm going to share it.}

 

 

The next person makes their own homemade cookies.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Classic Peanut butter cookies but use spicy Haitian Manba. You're welcome.

Next poster loves a particular ethnic food.

[JustAesthetic Deactivated]

guilty. i'm a fan of korean cuisine. especially, kimchi. i could eat a whole ass bowl of that, while crying my eyes out because it's spicy. but nothing's more satisfying than that. i also like japanese cuisine. cause sushi is delicious and other dishes are also delicious. generally, asian cuisine is what i'd eat daily if possible.

the next poster doesn't ever want to get married.

[IsabellaRose]

100% Guilty. My favorite recently heard quote about marriage, in fact:

"Marriage is a walk down the primrose path towards a woman’s destruction. It’s nothing less than the complete obliteration of a woman’s personhood. It takes everything from her: her body, her independence, even her soul. And gives nothing in return. Nothing she’d want, at any rate."

 

The next person has an oral fixation.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Once had a girl friend say I was either eating, drinking, smoking or giving head. She was not wrong.

Next poster feels like they do WAY too much.

[JustAesthetic Deactivated]

guilty. i definitely do way too much and i shouldn't.

the next poster is having a lovely day.

[Akuja]

Guilty. I finally have some time to catch up on ZZZ’s MSQs. Might even cook up a little something something for dinner.

Next poster has to get their laundry washed.

 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I keep up on it pretty well.

Next poster has already watched the new Wynonna Earp movie.

[Pixel]

Not guilty, I do not know what that is.

The next poster has seen the classic movie Tombstone!

[JustAesthetic Deactivated]

not guilty. i've never even heard of it.

the next poster prefers christmas over halloween.

[Rexyon]

Guilty, why must you do this to me?

The next poster has a secret stash that has been found at least once by accident.

[EmmaCozyPixelz]

 Semi Guilty ... back when I lived with my parents. Contents (REDACTED)

Next Poster has gone skinny dipping !

[Akuja]

Not guilty, unless you wanna push the boundaries of what is considered skinny dipping by including taking a bath. 

Next poster has gotten “into the zone” at least once.