Guilty or Not Guilty

[Raelyn]

Not guilty. I don’t play board games often. I wasn’t into them because I thought they were boring. However, my brother and his fiancée do and my brother has been “forcing” me to play with them. And it’s actually a lot of fun! It definitely depends on the people you play with.

The next poster has played up to 12 hours, nonstop, on a board game.

[WickedCadrach]

Nonstop? Not guilty. I have played all-day games of Twilight Imperium before. We all had breakfast together and played until lunch, then took an hour for lunch and finished in time for a late dinner. I think we probably played about 12 hours or so, but not nonstop and at a leisurely pace. 

The next person has played in some kind of official game tournament (videogame or boardgame and an actual event, not just a friend's Mario-kart tournament in their basement)

[Pixel]

Guilty and boy did I not do well.

The next poster regularly attends local game events 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty, unless the friends I've gamed with for 20 years count, but it is not public. It is local though.

Next poster has never had a regular group.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. My main group is almost 10 years strong now, my first all female RPG group! But I've been playing in various local groups pretty consistently since middle school, and no, I'm not going to admit how many years it's been!

 

The next person finds certain topics easier to rp online rather than in person.

[LEROZERO]

Guilty lol. I don't think it is easy to talk about rape roleplay when face-to-face...

Next person has no issues doing ERP in groups.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Actually guilty as fuck. You need a joiner? No? You?

Next poster feels typecast in their rps.

[Raelyn]

Not guilty. I make an effort to develop characters with diverse personalities for various storylines so that I’m not role playing as the same type of character. It will become too boring if I don’t.

The next poster likes to keep things nice and tidy and trimmed, maybe even bare, downstairs. (No, I don’t mean the living room. I mean your nether regions. GAWD, get your mind IN the gutter.)

[LEROZERO]

Hmm...Guilty, both in and out of rps. Oooh! A cute little pattern in the hair during rps goes a loooong way~

Next person has put a plunger on a bald man's head before. Straight suction cup.

[Reasoned]

Unfortunately not guilty, but I did want to do it for a long time. For some reason I just have no funny bald people I know, who won't beat me up afterwards. Or at least laugh while doing it. 
 

The next poster woke up to cumming due to a wet dream. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Sadly, not guilty. I feel REALLY cheated by this fact too.

Next poster looks forward to waking up drunk.

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. Been there, and it's fun until it's not. 

The next person prefers edibles to alcohol. 

[Pixel]

Not guilty then, still wouldn't be despite having kicked all substances long ago, never felt better.

The next poster has enjoyed a Zagnut in the past 30 days

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. Maybe not the past 30 years: white chocolate ain't.

Next poster knows that coco butter is hand lotion, not food.

[Rexyon]

Guilty, my sister uses it quite often. Apparently it works wonders, never tried it myself.

The next poster has a photo of family or friends in a prominent position from where they are sat.

[AmberBi]

Not guilty, I do not have that many physical photographs anymore, most got lost in a tornado. 

The next poster has more pictures of their pets on their computer/phone than of themselves or family. 

[LEROZERO]

I feel called out. Guilty.

Next person hates taking pictures, even if what they saw is fucking beautiful.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I love TAKING pictures. I just hate looking at the sh!tty results compared to my mother and brother who both have an eye for it. So I look at my crappy snapshots while they take photographs and wish I were as good at capturing what I see as they are.

 

The next person has tried to acquire a particular skill but just can't quite get it.

[LEROZERO]

Guilty. I have so many ideas, I would love to be an engineer, but damn do I suck at math...

Next person managed to get their dream job.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I am competent at what I do and enjoy some of the people I work with. But no, this is not my dream job. I actually have no idea what that is, but it is definitely not this.

Next poster had a wank today.

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[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Three, actually. It's been a stressful day and I find it relieves stress.

 

The next person has watched someone else have a wank.

[LEROZERO]

Guilty-ish. I've watched somebody wank onto a woman's face in porn, but not irl.

Next person has recently gotten a blowjob.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I'm not properly equipped to get one :D

 

The next person has recently given oral sex.

[LEROZERO]

Guilty! Yum~

Next person has recently been fucked numb before~

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I'm sure that I've fucked others numb before but my partners have all been... Overconfident in bed. I did once think a girl was going to snap my dick off she was so intense on top though. 

The next poster has started eating something expired, saw the date after and kept eating it anyways because fuck it