Guilty or Not Guilty

[MissKass]

Not guilty.

The next poster knows how to drive stick.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. I learned on stick. _{(plus I really want to make a pervy "drive stick" joke but none are coming to mind.)}

 

The next poster prefers Italian food over any other.

[MissKass]

Not guilty. More into Mexican.

The next poster does not use their turn signals when changing lanes.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I drive safely and make sure everyone behind me knows exactly what I'm planning to do long before I do it. 

The next poster has woken up with wounds on their arms and no memory of how they got there 

[MissKass]

Not guilty. Unless pillow marks count

The next poster can only sleep with a weighted blanket.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I usually stay up so excessively late that I don't actually fall asleep, I more pass out, and I can do that anywhere. Party pics from my early 20s with stuff balanced on my head and sharpie on my face attest to that.

 

The next poster has passed out at a party.

[Chuck89]

Not guilty.

 

The next poster has completed no nut November 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I have no idea why anyone would want to do that to themselves. 

 

The next poster has completed and/or attempted NaNoWriMo.

[Chuck89]

Guilty. Did it with a creative writing group, but it didn't work out.

 

Next poster gets horny at awkward times 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty, but definitely more so in the past than recently. 

 

The next poster has picked up someone random or been picked up by someone random at a public place.

[Chuck89]

Guilty. I picked up a mother and her infant when their car broke down, driving them a short ways to a hotel where her husband worked. 

 

If you meant puck up someone for naughty reasons, not guilty.

 

Next poster hasn't showered in days

 

 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. 

 

The next poster eats fast food regularly.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I never really liked it - except you, Alberto's in Oceanside...

The next poster eats out more than they cook.

[Pixel]

Unfortunately guilty. I just don't have it in me after working all day, I'm exhausted and just want to do as little as possible

The next poster has a meal they're particularly good at making

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Several, in fact. I'm putting together a cookbook for my brother since he says "If I do it like you tell me, I can cook anything, but if I try to do it on my own, it always comes out meh." I have a bbq baked beans recipe that is in high demand every summer to the point where it's just assumed I'll bring it if there's a picnic. But I also get a lot of comments on my chicken marsala, pulled pork, chili, chicken french, jambalaya, and my home made black bean soup is divine.

But my specialty is making something amazing from whatever happens to be in the house when someone says, "there's nothing to eat." 

 

The next poster wants to come over for a meal at my house

[MissKass]

Guilty

The next poster still listens to glam bands.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. 

 

The next poster dislikes classical music.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. It's not gonna be my first choice but I can't hate on the art that allowed me to have the music I enjoy today. Plus, take a look at the composition of Beethoven's music. It's actually pretty fucking close to our classic rock. That man was a genius in his art.

The next poster goes out of their way to get small creatures on the sidewalk to a safe place 

[Warning]

Guilty. Despite the fact that squirrels are always afraid of us, I try to guide them (by being on the opposite side of where I want them to go) away of the streets where cars move. There's enough animal roadkill as it is and I always feel sad when it happens so it became a natural thing to at least get them back to their trees if I can. Not much efforts to do either. These animals are more cute while still alive.

The next poster has fed an animal that wasn't a house pet.

[Cute_Bro]

Guilty. Deer mainly.

The next poster is guilty of having had more than one type of animal as a pet at the same time.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Cats & dogs when I was a kid, but also:

• cats & ferrets
• cats & rabbits
• cats, rabbits, hamsters, and a snake
• cats, ferrets, rabbits, and chinchillas
• and once two baby raccoons added to the cats and rabbits because my niece tries to rescue animals but her mother wouldn't let her keep them at her house. 

We're down to a more sane 1 cat 1 rabbit right now.

 

 

The next poster wishes they were an animal sometimes.

[MissKass]

Not guilty.

The next poster wishes he had one super power.

[Pixel]

Guilty, ever since I was a kid.

The next poster is part of a fandom that is practically a religion for them

[Chuck89]

Not guilty. While I love many fandoms, like One Piece, I don't treat it like a religion. 

 

Next poster doesn't like fish

[Pixel]

Not guilty. Born and raised surrounded by the sea, I love fish. 

The next poster loves a certain fruit but can't stand things artificially flavored like said fruit