forum game How not to break up with your partner.

[Neptune]

How not to break up with your partner

This game is very similar to the game 'Things not to say during or just after sex.' But this time, you post about how you shouldn't break up with your partner. These can be from very simple to downright shocking. For example,

"I'm leaving you for your mum. You'll still see me, a lot. In fact you'll hear me banging your mum. But I'm more interested in your mum than you."

[Novaer]

"Being with you is like a slow, painful suicide." 

[SMFoxy]

By text (SMS)

[Novaer]

By text (SMS)

By snail mail.

[SMFoxy]

By snail mail.

Changing your facebook (relationship) status.

[Warlock]

I made a poem for you:

You are such a beautiful person,

but your not mine to please,

because being with you,

is like a disease..

[Novaer]

"You're all like O-M-G. I'm all like W-T-F. You're all like FUUUUUUUUU! And now I'm all like LOLNo."

[Warlock]

AAAAAAHHHHHHGGGG A MONSTER, oh hi... wait... AAAAAAAHHHG MONSTER!

[ArdillaVerde93]

"It's not me; it's you. Go fuck yourself, because you're not getting any more of me."

Edited August 16, 2015 by ArdillaVerde93

[Warlock]

If you wonder if I ever loved you, then ask yourself if you where ever nice to me, see how I'm leaving?

[thedude]

Gather the three partners you were seeing in private and yell at them, "YOU GET A BREAKUP AND YOU GET A BREAKUP AND YOU GET A BREAKUP! EVERYBODY GETS A BREAKUP!!!"

[Novaer]

Gather the three partners you were seeing in private and yell at them, "YOU GET A BREAKUP AND YOU GET A BREAKUP AND YOU GET A BREAKUP! EVERYBODY GETS A BREAKUP!!!"

How not to do the above... And how not to break up with someone...

[Neptune]

Damn awesome, Wolfie xD

"I'm sorry but, I just cannot handle your snoring anymore. Every night you sound like a passing thunderstorm."

[Warlock]

I'm sorry sweety, but you started as an angel but when your wings fell off you flew off on a broomstick... you are quite flexible like that.

[Jordii~kins]

"I'm sorry but you just don't do it for me anymore. I... i... I'm leaving you for my waifu!"

[Whoreo]

Two words... Ashley....Madison.

[SMFoxy]

"Did it hurt when you fell out of the whore tree and sucked every cock on the way down?"

[Jordii~kins]

"yeah, just stand there. yeah, perfect. just... just wait until the train arrives. what? oh, no, being on the railway tracks isnt dangerous. just wait there a few minutes the train will come by soon."

[SMFoxy]

"yeah, just stand there. yeah, perfect. just... just wait until the train arrives. what? oh, no, being on the railway tracks isnt dangerous. just wait there a few minutes the train will come by soon."

"My fantasy/fetish is to fuck someone under a train..."

[TigerLilly]

I'd rather look at the underside of the traffic jam for 4 hours then listen to you talking.

[SMFoxy]

*deliberately taking it out of context*

"I've decided to start playing Singles Tennis instead of Doubles."

[TigerLilly]

"Sadly this will not work, I found your sister to be way sexier"

[Whoreo]

I've met a new man called Jerome. I want a divorce. I'll take your car, your house, actually - Make it ALL of your belongings, and your children. You'll pay child support and never ever see your kids again. I'll have me some alimony too, because I'm entitled to it. Of course this my right and privilege, got a problem with it? I'll just say you abused me and the children.

 

#DontBeThatCunt

Edited October 11, 2015 by Whoreo

[SMFoxy]

[Arno]

I'm very sorry. We aren't for one another