forum game How not to break up with your partner.

[Novaer]

On 11/10/2015, 19:43:51, Whoreo said:

I've met a new man called Jerome. I want a divorce. I'll take your car, your house, actually - Make it ALL of your belongings, and your children. You'll pay child support and never ever see your kids again. I'll have me some alimony too, because I'm entitled to it. Of course this my right and privilege, got a problem with it? I'll just say you abused me and the children.

 

#DontBeThatCunt

Jesus fucking Christ, dude If they see this on Google Search; we're going to get fucked really hard.

Jerome: On second thoughts... Fuck you bitch, I'm going to be gay for your Ex-Husband.

[Whoreo]

On 31/10/2015 at 04:47, Wolfie said:

Jesus fucking Christ, dude If they see this on Google Search; we're going to get fucked really hard.

A lot of people would agree with me though, because it happens a lot.

not getting LT LICK ME to do it for you.

[Jordii~kins]

"sorry love... i'm way more attracted to your overweight, and demonstrably hairy father. i like them big and hairy. toodles~"

[Whoreo]

tell them that you're leaving them for this sexy piece of ass:

Mmmmmmmmmm...so hot and genuinely feminine. you can't tell the difference 10/10

Edited September 20, 2017 by Whoreo

[Jordii~kins]

"i'm leaving you because i have found my calling in life. sucking on peoples toes." lololol how many peeps can i get to upchuck from that?????

[SMFoxy]

"You don't get my references. You and I are donion rings."
(Aprrox. 1:35...)

 

[Whoreo]

Sending the message in explosive charges, you'll end up on a few lists for that.

[Jordii~kins]

and on that note; not by sending anthrax through the post either. that will get you on a few other lists, too. even worse? exploding anthrax. wooo!

[SMFoxy]

Putting yourself on a list on purpose to have them break up with you would be pretty bad...
I'll let you use your imagination in regards to which particular list(s).

[Novaer]

On 26/09/2017 at 11:25, SMFoxy said:

Putting yourself on a list on purpose to have them break up with you would be pretty bad...
I'll let you use your imagination in regards to which particular list(s).

Santa's naughty list?

I'm sorry, but I have to do this... By. Any. Memes. Necessary. 

[ArtistVirgil]

Horse mask. Just showing up and looking at them in a horse mask.