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Everytime. Its easy to lost that thing really. How? I put my phone on the bed before i go to sleep, turn off the lamp of my room, and that's it, my hand groping around the darkness of my bed and goes "where the hell is it!?" and then "thwack!" and goes "there you are you overpriced brick!" 

When was the last time you recharge your phone, only to realize you didn't plug it to the power source hours later?

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Not really a "last time" question... shame on you, rule breaker. I see spankings in your future.

But my answer is easy - this guy in high school who played D&D with my older brother. He was like 5 years older than me and I desperately wanted to find out how penises and vaginas worked together with him. He might have been my first masturbation fantasy.

 

When was the last time you crushed on someone but said nothing?

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Umm... back in college. Too afraid to talk to any girls because they all had boyfriends with big trucks they can run me over with. So...about 10 or so years ago? 

 

When was the last time you gave a bj~?

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Last night. I was singing feeling alive by the beegees.

When was the last time you ate something you actually hated, but pretended you liked it?

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I honestly can't remember eating cereal since I was a kid at my Grandmother's house. She kept sugary cereals on hand for my cousin. I think it was Captain Crunch. This was probably over two decades ago. My mother wouldn't buy the good sugary cereals, only healthy stuff like Muesli and plain shredded wheat. Bleh. So I never ate cereal.

 

When was the last time you kissed someone?

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Fuck me, I think that was three months ago? It was some whale of a skank desperate for a guy that wasn't a complete drug addicted prick....I got a bad history with trying to have a relationship.

When was the last time you listened to music from your "edgy" high school phase?

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