Corrupted Dreams~

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted but only once a year

 

 

wish i can spell better

[IsabellaRose]

granted, but only one word

I wish for world peace

[Rajiu Jak]

Granted but everybody dies. 
 

I wish the sun would shine a different color everyday. 

[Foxtrot Deactivated]

Granted but life can't survive under the different spectrum UVa and UVb lights and the world ends in a terrible apocalypse.

I wish world population for every species of life in earth was a consistent balanced number.

[Rajiu Jak]

Granted, the world would become a much much better place. 
 

I wish I had a longer lunch break. 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted, but you get nothing done correctly

i wish my bed ain't rocking so much

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted it just  gets smaller some reason

 

wish fr a hug

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but it's from angry bear

i wish i can't get drunk

[IsabellaRose]

granted but it's because you no longer have a way ti ingest any food or beverage

I wish nudism was the norm

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted, but they realize you're not that attractive

i wish i was a strip pole

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted but your a rusry pole

 

wish for it not to be cold

[IsabellaRose]

granted but now it's so hot you're literally being cooked alive

I wish I could breathe underwater

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted only a cup of water 

 

wish to be free

[IsabellaRose]

granted, but it's because you were for sale and now are given away free instead of for a charge...

 

Wish for unlimited carrying capacity

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but only one type of stuff, nothing more

i wish i was a wrestler

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted but you never win

 

wish for more wishes

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but nothing come true afterward

i wish i have key to everyone houses

[IsabellaRose]

granted, but they all have keys to your house, too

I wish for no more sunburn ever

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted now you get colds more often 

 

i wish it stop snowing here

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but it melt right away causing flood

i wish i live in free luxury apartment

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted but you have me has a roommate 

 

wish i had a new laptop

[Rajiu Jak]

Granted but you can only look at documentaries on it. 
 

I wish I had some waffles. 

Edited December 16, 2019 by Kerzin Kalamond

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted but they are very dry waffles

 

wish for puns

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but you're the one who asked to leave

i wish i was a cyborg

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted a cheap cyborg 

 

wish to have powers