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Corrupted Dreams~

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MultiChara69

Granted but then you are just taken advantage of by people who arent decent human beings

I wish I had a go cart 

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IsabellaRose

Granted, but it's so slow people walk past you when you're at top speed.

I wish I had a boat

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Rucio, Cheese Emperor

Granted, but it's a gravy boat.

I wish my waifu was real, and was happy.

 

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Akuja

Granted, but she’s only happy because she doesn’t have to love you.

I wish I had some singing talent.

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IsabellaRose

Granted, but the only style you're talented at is yodeling...

I wish I were more motivated this week.

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PixiLust

Granted but no matter how much stuff you get done, there’s always something else to do, so you never reach that sense of accomplishment.

I wish I was less sensitive this week..

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MultiChara69

Granted but now you feel nothing for one week

 

I wish for butts

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Akuja

Granted, but they’re either the butt of some buff person or incredibly flat. In the chance that you get a perfect ass, it smells like ass, obviously...

I wish my Genshin Impact gacha pulls were good.

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IsabellaRose

granted, but you immediately lose all connectivity and can't use anything you pulled.

 

I wish for nonstop cunnilingus

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MultiChara69

Granted but it goes on so long that you go numb and you stop feeling it about 8 hours in

 

I wish I had a cat that eats spaghetti

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IsabellaRose

Granted, but he eats all the spaghetti, not just yours, but all the spaghetti in the world and grows to monstrous size, then begins to devour all the people and rules over the planet and a human-eating cat warlord

 

I wish I someone would invent candy that tastes good but doesn't have all these calories!

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MultiChara69

Granted but its made of people and turns those who eat it into windigos and they become the apex predator and bring humanity to the brink of extinction

 

I wish to get my Dick sucked

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aLittleCrow

Granted, but it gets sucked by an industrial vacuum without any way to shut it down.

 

I wish I wouldn't have to constantly worry about my study work deadlines

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