If EcchiDreams Were a Family...

[MagnificentBastard]

8 minutes ago, IsabellaRose said:

I don't really know how this place would work as a family...

does that mean I'm the disowned cousin who's been removed from the will that nobody talks to anymore?

That would have to make me the creepy uncle that no one even thinks of!

[IsabellaRose]

6 minutes ago, Buio said:

Nah, I'm the pervy uncle who teaches everyone how to have 'fun' and you're my wife who keeps me half-ways in check

Why can't I be the pervy aunt who helps you teach everyone to have 'fun'? I don't want to be responsible for keeping you in check

[Peculiaritree Deactivated]

All I know is that whichever motherfucker keeps hanging a tire swing on my arms is gonna get the genuine Whomping Willow treatment <.<

Edit: LOL I'm the family tree

Edited April 23, 2020 by Peculiaritree

[Tsuki]

I think a cousin or young aunt: reserved, a little rigid in her objectives, of which only the necessary is known.

Someone to discover if you have time and desire.

[Peculiaritree Deactivated]

Aight, time for me to have a go at it.

@Reyna - The exuberant little sister who's always baking cookies or doing something nice. Cheerful and pleasant to talk to. Very much a hugger, especially when the person being hugged doesn't expect it.

@DozleZabie2 - The older brother, very serious about keeping his younger siblings safe from danger. Has a weird but endearing obsession with collecting swords and armor.

@IsabellaRose - The bookish, elegant aunt who manages to make whatever she's wearing just look right, whether its a formal dress or a nightgown. May have a hidden (or not-so-hidden) wild side...

@WritesNaughtyStories - The cultured uncle, always immaculately dressed. Hand-writes all his correspondence with excellent penmanship and signs with a flourish. Can tell you the perfect wine to go with any meal.

@Elena Ichinomiya - The sweet cousin with a big heart, but who is always willing to team up with Dozle to thoroughly ward off any bullies. They rarely have to tell anyone twice.

@GM Angel - The quirky aunt who always seems to be writing something and asking about ideas. Very open with her emotions and takes a "carpe diem" approach to life.

@Cute bish - The sister who likes to wear Halloween costumes that are juuuust a bit too revealing for Mom's taste, but manages to charm her into letting her wear them anyway. Also has a bit of a sweet tooth.

@Xaciel - The cousin with a massive video game collection. Has never lost a fight in Super Smash Bros. and can tell you where all the secrets are in every classic game.

@Sunstone - A relative overseas who you've never actually met in person, but from the letters they send they certainly seem to be a kind individual, and would probably make an excellent librarian.

That's all I got lol sorry if I missed ya

[Eros Angel]

GM Angel-A super annoying little cousin who WANTS you to lock her in your basement and use her in inappropriate ways, but she is such a ball of energy no one in the horror movie wants the burden of dealing with keeping that locked away and occupied.

@Peculiaritree The insane escaped Uncle who literally thinks he is a tree. He seems lonely sometimes, lost in his mental landscape of forests but when you touch his penis he just yells at you to get off his lawn.

@DozleZabie2Another mad Uncle who wears full plate armor and wields a longsword and a flamethrower. He is the reason you don't have any (living) neighbors.

@IsabellaRose The most put together member of your isolated serial killer family she actually has a job and leaves the house. Unfortunately every time you try to touch her breasts she tells you that she is your Aunt and that isn't appropriate, no matter how horny for her you are.

@Elena Ichinomiya A sweet cousin with a big heart you think she is the normal one maybe until a trespasser enters your property and she lights them on fire and chews on their burning face.

@Cute bishA sexy cousin who dresses like Harley Quinn but won't keep you in the basement, she joins you there instead and you lez out together.

Edited April 25, 2020 by GM Angel

[Alexander Bodide]

I feel like....hmm, some distant relative who most of the family hasn't actually met yet. Only recently started attending family gatherings despite living in the same town as everyone.

[Xaciel]

You got me spot on, except i always lose in Smash.

But i could probably tell you secrets in some classic games, yeah.

[maid lover]

I'd probably be the awkward, silent and irresponsible son.

I'm pretty sure @AvaBunny would be my twin sister and we would talk to each other all the time and be shy togheter.

@Adverse would be the eldest brother who already left home, the one everyone sees as responsible and asks him for advice.

And I'm 100% certain that @Dozle The Crusader would be the son that joined the military to fight for the holy land.

Edited May 2, 2020 by maid lover

[JennyDK]

Guys....what would YOU call my "position" in the ED family? Be honest now

[Alexander Bodide]

3 hours ago, JennyDK said:

Guys....what would YOU call my "position" in the ED family? Be honest now

I'd say you're the fun cousin who pulls people aside at get-togethers and gets them wrapped up in your mischief.

[JennyDK]

Muhahaha, you might be right. Or that awkward uncle who tells dark jokes and who your parents warn you about.

[Removed-User Deactivated]

I honestly am terrible at this so probably that one brother who hides in his room to play video games and only leaves to eat, use the restroom, bathe, do chores and go to work, otherwise hiding. Of course, if someone came into my room, I'd love the company...

[karma Deactivated]

I would probably be older sister that causes mischief and is never around lol. But also the one that is hella protective over family and will fight anyone because no body can pick on my family except for me xD

[Adverse Deactivated]

Someone pick my place for me

[karma Deactivated]

23 minutes ago, Adverse said:

Someone pick my place for me

you are the pet pinecone

[Adverse Deactivated]

I spit out my root beer

[Thorill]

I'd probably be that good family friend that disappears for months at a time and no one knows where he goes but things tend to stay pretty normal whether he's around or not.  Just riding the waves of life. 

[Guess Who]

I'd be that one family member that shows up to holiday gatherings, but everyone barely sees because I've found a nice secluded corner where I can play video games or read without being approached by anyone.

[Sunstone]

I think I'd be the member who everyone gives a piggy-back ride. (>ᴗ<✿)

[WetNoodle]

I'd be the weird drunk uncle/brother that sits in the corner, sipping his drink and watches everyone else have fun.

...and occasionally masturbates.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm probably become that typical of sibling who come out from their room only if there's some business.

Like dinner. Don't run away from dinner. Ever.