Three Word Replies Roleplay!

[Novaer]

So after a bit of a joke on the EcchiDreams Unofficial Discord server, where we were speaking about a horror story of writing a really long descriptive sex post only to have the person who replied just post "*moans*", and similar stories found. I revealed that for me, writing a post that short would actually be a pain in the arse, and a challanging one at that. Then I thought about turning it into a forum game... With some tweaking to the idea from @XenoSera who suggested it should be three words, the idea was a done deal... And thus:-

Three Word Replies Roleplay... is born.

This "roleplay" (This is not a serious roleplay) has three simple rules:

1. You have to be lazy in replies, no more than three words, including speech and actions, and no; hyphenating a load of words or not putting in spaces, does not count as one word, nor does posting multiple times in order to up your word count, one reply at a time (No double posting). Violate this and your post will be ignored. 
2. You roleplay as your forum account - no character ID required. There is no OOC either.
3. The story line doesn't have to make sense, and standard roleplaying rules do not apply.

I will start this off:

~walks in~ Hello!

Edited July 8, 2018 by Temaelrin
Credit given where it was due.

[Kalvoras Vertal Banned]

WAVES

[PinkKitten]

*Aims bazooka* Yo.

[Headless]

"Hoe. Yo Hoe."

[Novaer]

How is everyone?

[Kalvoras Vertal Banned]

Eating pancake

"Good"

 

[PinkKitten]

*Makes Waffles* Hungry...

[Warning]

Mmm... Delicious waffles...

Edited July 8, 2018 by XenoSera

[PinkKitten]

*Hands waffles* Here.

[Novaer]

*eats waffle* Mmmmm~

[Kalvoras Vertal Banned]

Gives Xeno pancake

[Sinclaire]

*brings syrup fountain*

[Warning]

Eats both. Yay.

[Headless]

*cheese fountain competes*

[PinkKitten]

Let's have fondue!

[Atrexity]

*Launches Nuclear Missile*

[Novaer]

~watches it fly~

[Sinclaire]

*stuffs mouth* FIERWURKS!

[Novaer]

~sits back, relaxing~

[Miso Deactivated]

Yawns watching nuke

[Headless]

Nukes go boom.

[Novaer]

~Godmoddingly Survives~ HA!

[Sinclaire]

*disintegrates unsurprisingly*

[Miso Deactivated]

Hides under desk

[Novaer]

~respawns the dead~