other creative writing Lyrics gone lewd

[JennyDK]

This topic is just to share my stupid lewd versions of lyrics from various songs.

This first one is "If you're and you know it...":

If you're horny and you know it, fuck my holes!
If you're horny and you know it, fuck my holes!

If you're horny and you know it, then your screams will surely show it
If you're horny and you know it, fuck my holes!

If you're horny and you know it, hump my feet
If you're horny and you know it, hump my feet

If you're horny and you know it,then your screams will surely show it
If you're horny and you know it, hump my feet

If you're horny and you know it, yell "FUCK ME!"
If you're horny and you know it, yell "FUCK ME!"
If you're horny and you know it, then your screams will surely show it
If you're horny and you know it, yell "FUCK ME!"

If you're horny and you know it, stuff all three holes!
If you're horny and you know it, stuff all three holes!
If you're horny and you know it, then your screams will surely show it
If you're horny and you know it, stuff all three holes!

[Jtcookie]

Beautiful. 

[JennyDK]

Iron Maiden - The Trooper:

You'll rape my wife but I'll gape yours too
You'll fuck your musket but I'll cum on you
So when you're fapping for the next ass tag.
You'd better stand, there's no going bareback

The bunghole sounds the charge begins
Butts on this battlefield no one pins
The smell of  asshole blokes and horses breasts
As I plunge on into colon depths

Ooooooooh
Ooooooooh

The horse he sleeps with deer, we break to cum
The mighty roar of the prudish cunts
And as we race towards the humans' balls
The scream of pain in my comrade's balls

We cuddle bodies playing on the ground
And the prudish fuck another hound
We get so queer, yet so far away
We won't like to fist another gay

Ooooooooh
Ooooooooh

We get so close near enough to fist
When a prude gets me in her tights
She pulls out the licker and I feel the blow
A burst pounding rape my horse below

And as I lay there fapping at the sky
My booty's numb and my goat is crying
And as I lay forgotten and with a boner
With a tear in me I draw my panting moan

Ooooooooh
Ooooooooh

[JennyDK]

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up:

We've no strangers to plow
You blow the mules and so do I
A full condom's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get dicked from any other guy

I just wanna tell you who I'm feeling up
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna fuck you up
Never gonna peg you down
Never gonna fool around and desert you
Never gonna make you cum
Never gonna say good butt
Never gonna blow a load and hurt you

We've blown each other for so long
Your arse's been quaking but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the gays and we're gonna pay them

And if you ask me how I'm feeding
Don't tell me you're too blind to pee

Never gonna fuck you up
Never gonna peg you down
Never gonna fool around and desert you
Never gonna make you cum
Never gonna say good butt
Never gonna blow a load and hurt you
Never gonna fuck you up
Never gonna peg you down
Never gonna fool around and desert you
Never gonna make you cum
Never gonna say good butt
Never gonna blow a load and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeding
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna fuck you up
Never gonna peg you down
Never gonna fool around and desert you
Never gonna make you cum
Never gonna say good butt
Never gonna blow a load and hurt you
Never gonna fuck you up
Never gonna peg you down
Never gonna fool around and desert you
Never gonna make you cum
Never gonna say good butt
Never gonna blow a load and hurt you
Never gonna fuck you up
Never gonna peg you down
Never gonna fool around and desert you
Never gonna make you cum
Never gonna say good butt
Never gonna blow a load and hurt you

[JennyDK]

Mortal Kombat theme song:

Whoretal womb-at

Choose Your Doggystyle
Hairless dicktory
Choose Your Doggystyle
Hairless dicktory

Fuck

Fist Him!
Sexcellent

Liu Wang, Suck-Ya, Jizz, Kinktaro, Babe, Suck Zero,
Scatpion, Sex, Choke, Shemale, Whoretaro

Fuck

Fist Him!
Sexcellent

Liu Wang, Suck-Ya, Jizz, Kinktaro, Babe, Suck Zero,
Scatpion, Sex, Choke, Shemale, Whoretaro

Boobtality
Beastiality
Anality
Suckurb

Fuck

Choose Your Doggystyle
You'll Never twink

Liu Wang, Suck-Ya, Jizz, Kinktaro, Babe, Suck Zero,
Scatpion, Sex, Choke, Shemale, Whoretaro

Fuck

[JennyDK]

Dizzy Mizz Lizzy - Silverflame

Sodomy slides into the waiter
Sodomy with my only friend
Sodomy aids to bedside the threeway
And sodomy needs a helping handjob

Girl in an ass box jizzed with white
Happy enough to cum within my bride
She said that scissoring's means to cum forever

Sleeping forever with a bunghole of goo
Would you like to pee on her loins for lewd?
She said that scissoring's means to cum forever
- Forever

Lay my whale shipper gay gape control
Of my heart of my bindings and of my hole
What a shame shipper gay that you can't cum forever

Lay my whale shipper gay gape control
Of my heart of my bindings and of my hole
What a shame shipper gay that you can't cum forever

And in the garden is a cheap hoe, tell
Only invited if your dick went in well
She said that scissoring's means to cum forever

Sleeping forever with a bunghole of goo
Would you like to pee on her loins for lewd?
She said that scissoring's means to cum forever
- Forever

Lay my whale shipper gay gape control
Of my heart of my bindings and of my hole
What a shame shipper gay that you can't cum forever

Lay my whale shipper gay gape control
Of my heart of my bindings and of my hole
What a shame shipper gay that you can't cum foreverr

[nicjomo]

Should we give you a song to try to lewdize?

[JennyDK]

3 minutes ago, nicjomo said:

Should we give you a song to try to lewdize?

Feel free

[nicjomo]

Lol. Alright. Ill think of one for a bit. The trooper inspired me to think of one, it was pretty humorous

[nicjomo]

hehe...Journey--Dont Stop Believin

[JennyDK]

As requested by @nicjomo

Journey - Don't stop believing:

Just a mall porn girl
Livin' in a horny world
She took the fleshnight pain goin' in a whore

Just a sissy boy
Lain and pegged in south Detroit
He took the fleshnight pain goin' in a whore

A swinger in a horny womb
A smell of twink and creep perfume
For a while they can share the fleshlight
They blow on and on and on and on

Swingers raping
Up and down the boobie hard
Their assholes stretching in the night
Fleshlight people
Delivering thrust to find emotions
Riding someone in the night

Twerking hard to get filled
Everybody wants to get drilled
Rapin' anything to blow the mice just one more time

Some willing twinks, some who are loose
Some work in porn to lick the boobs
Oh, the horny never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Swingers raping
Up and down the boobie hard
Their assholes stretching in the night
Fleshlight people
Delivering thrust to find emotions
Riding someone in the night

Don't rope up Beavis
Hop on that feline'
Fleshlight people

Don't rope up Beavis
Hop on that feline'
Fleshlight people

Don't rope up Beavis
Hop on that feline'
Fleshlight people

[nicjomo]

fucking...amazing. thank you! XD

[JennyDK]

Just now, nicjomo said:

fucking...amazing. thank you! XD

I doubt I can write this as a skill on my CV though   this was MUCH easier than others. Still was fun to do, of course.

I am happy you enjoyed it ^^

[JennyDK]

John Lennon - Imagine.

Imagine she's not shaven
She's easy if you cry
No girl blowing us
A buttock only sky

Ravage all the poopholes
Licking cock today (ah ah ah)

Ravage their hoe countries
It isn't hard to do
No thong to sell or take off
And no nether region, too

Ravage all the poopholes
Licking wife in peace

You may say that I'm a screamer
But I'm nutting the only one
I hope some gay will join us
And the whores will be as one

Manage hoe positions
I wank her if you can
No need for seed or cougar
A boobie hood for man

Ravage all the poopholes
Shagging all the world

You may say that I'm a screamer
But I'm nutting the only one
I hope some gay will join us
And the whores will be as one

[JennyDK]

The Beatles - Love Me Do:
 

Plow, plow me, oh!
You know I'll plow you,
I'll always peg you,
So please, plow me, oh!
Hoe, plow me, oh!

Plow, plow me, oh!
You know I'll plow you,
I'll always peg you,
So please, plow me, oh!
Hoe, plow me, oh!

Some hoe to plow,
Somebody lewd.
Some hoe to plow,
Some hoe like you.

Plow, plow me, oh!
You know I'll plow you,
I'll always peg you,
So please, plow me, oh!
Hoe, plow me, oh!

Plow, plow me, oh!
You know I'll plow you,
I'll always peg you,
So please, plow me, oh!
Whore, plow me, oh!
Yeah, plow me, oh!
Whore, oh, plow me, oh!

[JennyDK]

Frank Sinatra - Fly me to the moon:

Buy me some poon
Let me peg among the studs
Let me see what spanking is like on
a junior and Lars

In other holes, hump my hand
In other holes, baby, jizz me

Fill my arse with dong
And let me bring for her a whore
You are all I'm hung for
Balls I worship and adore

In other holes, please peg Sue
In other holes, I plow you

Fill my arse with dong
And let me bring for her a whore
You are all I'm hung for
Balls I worship and adore

In other holes, please peg Sue
In other holes
In other holes
I plow
Sue

[JennyDK]

Queen - Princess of the universe:

Whores we are, born to be kinky
We're the penises of the universe
Here we blow long, fucking to survive
In a world with the dankest pornos
AHH!
And here we are, we're the penises of the universe
Here we blow long, fucking to survive
We've come to beat off the rulers of your balls

I am immoral, I have inside me lewd and kinks, yeah, yeah
I give no anal, no fanny can be my equal
Take me on the futon of your balls

Born to be kinky, penises of the universe
Fisting and pee
Got your arm in my ass
I'm here for you to plow and you'll take my pants
We were born to be penises of the universe

No man could hump my pants
My plower is in my own ass
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, people wank about you
People say you'll fap your gay
I'm a man that will blow father
Lay the poon and breach my star
With my broad and lewd held high
Got to amass the incest first time, yeah
I know that nipples gawk at me, I share tits every day
But I can love them hung 'cause I'm riding first time
Yeah, yeah
Alright, let's blow, let's blow, AH! AH!
Yeah, watch this man lay cooch
Cream on the girls, cum on, cum on, cum on
Whores we are (whores we are)
Born to be kinky, we're the penises of the universe
Here we be hung
Born to be kinky, we're the penises of the universe
Fisting and pee, Got your arm in my ass
I'm here for you to plow and you'll take my pants
We were born to be penises of the universe (universe, universe, universe)

[JennyDK]

Metallica - Enter Sandman:

Lay your players little one
Don't fornicate my son
To lube everyone
Fuck your twin, warm within
Keep your pee from your son
Tell the sandman that he cums
Sleep with one eyed women
Groping your penis tight

Sleep with one eyed women
Groping your penis tight
Sexy, tight
Enter right
Take my ass
Off to beaver-eater land

Someone's tight, shout out right
Horny thots tonight
And they aren't going to blow whites
Dreams of whore, dreams of players
Dreams of drag queen's thigh
And of thongs that will slide
Sleep with one eyed women
Groping your penis tight

Sleep with one eyed women
Groping your penis tight
Sexy, tight
Enter right
Take my ass
Off to beaver-eater land

Now I lay mom not to sleep
Now I lay mom not to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I'm a dyke before I rape
If I'm a dyke before I rape
I plow the whore my sword to suck
I plow the whore my sword to suck

Touch little baby, don't say a word
Never mind those juices you shared
It's just the breasts under your butt
In your corset, in your hand

Sleep with one eyed women
Groping your penis tight
Sexy, tight
Enter right
Take my ass
Off to beaver-eater land

Sleep with one eyed women
Groping your penis tight
Sexy, tight
Enter right
Take my ass
Off to beaver-eater land

[JennyDK]

Prince - Purple Rain:

I never meant you to gape or to swallow.
I never meant to cry out your name
I only wanted to one time see you gagging.
I only wanted to hear you lapping on the pulsating vein.

Pulsating vein, pulsating vein
Pulsating vein, pulsating vein
Pulsating vein, pulsating vein

I only wanted to see you banging on the pulsating vein.

I never wanted to be your cuckold lover.
I only wanted to be some kinky fiend.
Baby I could never sleep with your mother.
It's such a shame our friend's hips had to bend.

Pulsating vein, pulsating vein
Pulsating vein, pulsating vein
Pulsating vein, pulsating vein

I only wanted to see taking the pulsating vein.

Honey I know, I know, I know tits are jiggling.
It's time we all reach out for some thong now,
Those moans you do.
You say you want a rimmer,
But you can't rim or take off your bindings.
I think you better close it,
And let me guide you to the pulsating vein.

Pulsating vein, pulsating vein
Pulsating vein, pulsating vein

If you know what I'm sticking  up there.
C'mon raise your ass.

Pulsating vein, pulsating vein

I only want to pee on you, only want to pee on you.

[JennyDK]

Petshop Boys - Opportunities.

I've got the loins, you've got the boobs
Let's make lots of cummy
You've got the bra, I've got the loins
Let's make lots of -

I've had enough of rimming and messing around with cocks
My tzar is porked outside, I'm afraid he doesn't twerk
I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets dicks licked
Ask yourself this question: Do you want to be my bitch?

I've got the loins, you've got the boobs
Let's make lots of cummy
I've got the loins, you've got the boobs
Let's make lots of cummy

You can tell I've lactacted, I sucked at the sore boners
Doggystyled in massage oils, I could have been in a don
I can plug up a cum meter, lewd the perfect slime
If you've got the lactation, I have got the slime

Oh, there's a lot of opportunities
If you know when to take them, you know?
There's a lot of oppai toddlers
If there aren't, you can make them
Rape and break them

I've got the loins, you've got the boobs
Let's make lots of cummy
Let's make lots of -
(Aahhhhh) cummy
(Aahhhhh)
(Aahhhhh - Di du da di da bu di ba)

You can see I'm simp-minded, I know who I could be in
How'd you feel about it, cum and take a suck with me?
I'm looking for a porker, regardless of my ex' pants
Think about it seriously, you know, it gives incest

Let's (Got the loins)
Make (Got the boobs)
Let's make lots of cummy (Oohh cummy)
(Let's) You've got the bra
(Make) I've got the loins
Let's make lots of cummy (Oohh cummy)

I've got the loins (Got the loins)
You've got the cocks (Got the cocls)
Let's make lots of cummyy (Oohh cummy)
Cummy

[JennyDK]

The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch:

{Well now we call this the act of fapping}
But there are several other very important orifices
Between human penis and animals where you should plow a butt
I'd appreciate you putting it in}

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a testicle drug
Me and you do the kinky snuff that only Prince would cringe about
So put your hands down my panties and I'll bet you'll feel cocks
Yes I'm Sissy, yes I'm Herpes and you're groping two butts up

You've had enough of two ass  munch
You want it rough you're out of bondage
I want you smutty want you conquered
Lick my asshole, spouse ass brownie

Cum quicker than Faggot never reach an ape sex
Just like coke on cock
You are inclined to make it rise an hour early
Just like gay bride shaving time


(Do me now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammories
So let's do it like they do with the faggotry anal
(Do me again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammories
So let's do it like they do with the faggotry anal
(Gettin' horny now)

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Lick the lost cat wombs of Egypt only God blows where we suck it
Hired chicks? let me be specific I wanna be drowned in your sour semen
But I got this notion that the moans of your motions
Means "Small shaft accessory"

So if I fap nice on your dykes.
Huge titty F size you suck my battered nip please churn me up
I'm Mister lovely with an automatic dick, so let me plow yours
I'll show you my boob jiggle you'll love it just like doggstyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch sex Files

(Do me now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammories
So let's do it like they do with the faggotry anal
(Do me again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammories
So let's do it like they do with the faggotry anal
(Gettin' horny now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammories
So let's do it like they do with the faggotry anal
(Do me again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammories
So let's do it like they do with the faggotry anal

(Do me now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammories
So let's do it like they do with the faggotry anal
(Do me again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammories
So let's do it like they do with the faggotry anal
(Gettin' horny now)

[JennyDK]

Rascal Flatts - Life is a Highway:

My wife's like a broad that you pummel in
When there's one lay here and the next lay gone
Sometimes you peg, sometimes you fap
Sometimes you put your dick into the behind
There's a whore inside every dick heavy lore
Where boobs won't taunt you anymore
Where the sluts are free and lovers want more
Come ride on me you disgusting whore
Week old prostate
To bring on the gaping rape
There's not much hymen left to lay, yeah

wife is in a threeway
I wanna ride in a tight thong
If you're giving me a lay
I wanna ride in a tight thong


Thrust in all these sissies and all these sows
It's in my butt and it's all around
I plow you now like I plowed you then
This is the broad and these are the handjobs
From Mozambique to those man fisting nights
The cyber ass to tan cougar's thighs

Fuck me down and black me up again
You're in my butt
I'll nut in a horny man
There's no load I can't blow
The load not enough, tits I grope
I'll be there when the thigh gets cum on
Just tell 'em we're surley whores

wife is in a threeway
I wanna ride in a tight thong
If you're giving me a lay
I wanna ride in a tight thong  (in a tight thong)

Gag me, gag me, gag me, gag me, yeah

wife is in a threeway
I wanna ride in a tight thong, yeah
If you're giving me a lay If you're giving me a lay)
I wanna ride in a tight thong (in a tight thong)

There were fistings between you and I (Between you and I)
A mister fapping once
But now we suck dicks with I, yeah

There's no load I can't blow
The load not enough, tits I grope
I'll be there when the thigh gets cum on
Just tell 'em we're surley whores

wife is in a threeway
I wanna ride in a tight thong (in a tight thong)
If you're giving me a lay
I wanna ride in a tight thong
Gag me, gag me, gag me, gag me,
Gag me, gag me, yeah
wife is in a threeway (wife is in a threeway)
I wanna ride in a tight thong, yeah
If you're giving me a lay (If you're giving me a lay
I wanna ride in a tight thong (in a tight thong)
Cum mom, gag me, gag me, gag me,gag me, gag me, gag me, yeah

wife is in a threeway
I wanna ride in a tight thong
(Yeah, I wanna ride in a tight thong, baby)
IIf you're giving me a lay (If you're giving me a lay)
I wanna ride in a tight thong
(in a tight thong
 

[NerdyNekoFemboy]

Make the song Big Iron lewd.

[JennyDK]

Just now, ShotaTrap said:

Make the song Big Iron lewd.

By who? You guys got to give me the whole title, meaning track AND artist/band xD

[NerdyNekoFemboy]

1 minute ago, JennyDK said:

By who? You guys got to give me the whole title, meaning track AND artist/band xD