The quotes they don't want you to know!

[JennyDK]

"To shag or not to shag a fat chick. That is the question".
- Queen Elizabeth II.

[JennyDK]

"If you have but one joy in life, let it be creampies"
- Jules Verne, surely.

[WetNoodle]

"And I come with a hat full of tricks. Trunk full of Faygo and a car full of fat chicks."

-Barbara Bush

[JennyDK]

"The only worth in a woman, is if she sucks dick like a vacuum cleaner".
- Susan B. Anthony.

[JennyDK]

"The greatest glory holing lies not in never gagging, but in arousal every time we suck."
-Nelson Mandela, before the famous "suck-a-thon" of 1978.

[JennyDK]

"The way to get cucked is to quit fucking and begin watching."
- Walt Disney, most surely

[JennyDK]

"If wives were predictable they would cease to be wives, and be without sugar daddies."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

[JennyDK]

"Cucking is what happens when you're busy fapping to pans."
- John Lennon

[Jtcookie]

"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!" -Me, quoting Obi-Wan Kenobi from SWRotS as I watch Markiplier playing Chair Fuck Simulator.

[JennyDK]

"Where all the white bitches at?"

- Alexander the great, probably.

[JennyDK]

"The way to a woman's heart is through her colon"
- Mother Theresa

[JennyDK]

"Cuck me Ishmael".
- Charles Chaplin, probably.

[JennyDK]

"Slapping a firm boy butt is like slapping a well done steak"
- Carl Sagan.

[Cash Money Chad]

"We have been mouth fucked for too long, now it is time WE do the mouth fucking!" 

Karl Marx 

[JennyDK]

1 minute ago, RadChad said:

"We have been mouth fucked for too long, now it is time WE do the mouth fucking!" 

Carl Marx 

I had no idea you were a history buff too! XD

"Crack is just the salt of the earth and the sugar in your coffee".
- Julius Ceasar, most likely.

[Cash Money Chad]

Oh yeah, language arts, history, and art are my jam, its math and science that get me, though I did have a nice conversation about the physics of growing muscle mass.

"I don't care if it was just just in my ass I want to taste that big dick!"

Oprah 

[Cash Money Chad]

"I love black dick so much I just can't get enough of it in all my holes! I want them to fill me with that thick creamy seed until I burst like a fucking cum balloon! Make me your black cock sluuut! AHHH!" 

Adolph Hitler 

[JennyDK]

"I came, I sucked, I cucked"
- Jules Verne, very likely.

[JennyDK]

"Friday shall be official Blowjob Day"
- Susan B. Anthony

[JennyDK]

"Blessed be the B U T T S. For only the C H E E K S shall inherit the K I N K Y  D O M  of the Heavens"
- Jesus Christ, 100% confirmed.

[JennyDK]

"Everything comes down to B U T T S!"
- Mahatma Ghandi, most definitely

[Aim2Plz Deactivated]

"You guys, Santa is coming!" -Tyrannosaurus circa 66 million years ago.

[Cash Money Chad]

"If I weren't Alexander's sex pet I would like to be Diogenes sex pet ": Hephaestion

Yes Jenny I am a history buff

[JennyDK]

"My ass got so much swag, that bitches be rolling up before me"
- Napoleon Bonaparte, while in excile.

[peachy_boy]

“I Declare eating pussy!“ 

-Michael Scott