The quotes they don't want you to know!

[JennyDK]

This is where we gather all of the more obscure and unknown citations from famous people or other high ranking individuals.

Of course, these are to be authentic and real - no made up stuff! We aim for true historical accuracy and believability.

You need to provide the full and unedited quote along with the name of whoever said it. Very simple.

I will get the ball rolling, of course.
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"Life is like a box of sex toys, you never know in what hole you will get it"
- Ghengis Khan.

[WetNoodle]

Oh, wait... I think I know some of these...

"He who cums last must eat the cracker."

- Ferdinand Magellan... possibly.

[JennyDK]

"He who fails to clean out the creampie before the next in line must suffer eternal damnation, amen!"
- Jesus Christ, very likely.

[WetNoodle]

"We hold these truths to be evident that all holes are created equal."

-Thomas Jefferson, I believe.

[JennyDK]

"Look men! A new land filled new opportunities, new sights and many fresh holes to plow"
- Christopher Columbus

[JennyDK]

"Yo. Where all them white women at?"
- Margaret Thatcher, her late years

[Icarian Dreams]

“Whoever fucks monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into a pussy, the pussy will gaze back into you.”

- Friedrich Nietzsche about his favorite hentai

[JennyDK]

"One small pegging for me, one giant cuck for mankind"
- Neil Armstrong, possibly.

[WetNoodle]

"A broken clock is right twice a day... a broken cock is useless all of the time."

- Mr. Rogers... seems like it.

[JennyDK]

"Give the man a pussy and he will be sated for one. Give a man some lube and he will do all your mothers".
- Mahatma Ghandi, probably?

[Icarian Dreams]

"If you want a woman done well, do her yourself."

- Dalai Lama, circa 20,000 BC

[JennyDK]

"No more fat chicks"
- Bernie Sanders, possibly.

[Icarian Dreams]

"With great power come great opportunities to get laid."

- Billy from high school

[JennyDK]

Damn you Billy! xD

"It has been said that the thickest of bitches are those of your own creation"
- Benjamin Franklin.

[Icarian Dreams]

"Yer a faggot Harry!"

- Meghan Markle

[JennyDK]

"If her age is on the clock, she is ready for the cock".
- Paddington Bear, his later years.

[WetNoodle]

"If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me!"

-Michelle Obama... and her arms!

[JennyDK]

"The penant man always washes his dick before breaking in a bitch"
- Muhammed.

[Godot]

[JennyDK]

2 minutes ago, Godot said:

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[Eros Angel]

"I scored four times seven years ago!"

-Abraham Lincoln

[JennyDK]

"Bitches be mad crazy. I aint parking my dick there!"
- Freddy Mercury, probably.

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

“My words are backed by nuclear missiles.  And by nuclear missiles, I mean huge cock.”

Gandhi via Sid Meier.

[JennyDK]

"Commandment 11: Thou shall not give thy neighbour the sloppy seconds"
- Moses, very likely

[Godot]

"Thick thighs save lives. I've seen it, trust me."

- Stevie Wonder, probably.