It's time we broke up... With the last poster.

[Nafarman]

"What do you mean it would be fun to put my cats on a death battle? That's it! I am done! My cats mean more to me than anything else"

[IsabellaRose]

I can't believe you care about that pussy more than this pussy... I'm done with you!

[Nafarman]

"Did you just talk shit about my cats?! That's it! Get out of my sights! Never talk to me or my cats, ever again!"

[Syco_The_Girl]

Well.Forget this.

[PixiLust]

You're the most amazing, beautiful girl I've ever known and I'm totally not dumping you... I'm just... Moving! To another country! Please put that knife down?

[IsabellaRose]

I have no choice but to break up with you... you're all I think about, and I can't do anything other than touch you. I've lost my job, my friends, my family, and now a lot of weight because I can't even eat... I have to end it for my own health!

[Cash Money Chad]

I'm sorry but I remembered what life was like without you sucking my dick, and I have like friends and family I've been neglecting..I need to wrap this up before I start getting cravings for your..looong sloooow blow jobs and the way you just stroke my dick so deeply with your*shakes head*...ok you get it ..

[WetNoodle]

It's ok... we can discuss this after I get back from getting a pack of smokes... it'll just be like 15 mins, I swear...

[IsabellaRose]

I can't take your constant "going for smokes" disappearing act. It's been three weeks! We're so done...

[Akuja]

I don’t even smoke! Baby, if you’re going to keep on accusing my of things I don’t even do, then I’m sorry. WE. ARE. DONE!!!

[IsabellaRose]

It's those shoes. I can't stay with someone whose shoes are so hopelessly out of style. 

 

[PixiLust]

I really thought we could make it work this time. We could stick to our guns and not shirk our responsibilities to sneak off together. But goddamn I can’t resist you when you look at me like that! 
We’re going to ruin one another if we don’t walk away...  

[peachy_boy]

ruin?!now your talking bout ruin after you railed my ass last night,tch and it was a big strap on too damn...tired of this shit!

[Akuja]

I really thought we could make this work, but... I’m sorry, it just couldn’t. Besides.. I... found another boy who’s far more peachy than you could ever be.... This is... Goodbye..

[PixiLust]

You broke my cervix, and I'm not about that life. I'm sorry but I have to go.

[Cash Money Chad]

You're just too small.. you are like the size of my finger there is no way my dick is fitting in that

[peachy_boy]

can barely take mine...always so full of yourself your not the only one with big dick energy

[Cash Money Chad]

Look man tou deserve a guy who likes it up the butt to..I'm just too full of my self and a selfish lover and you deserve better..good luck finding the right guy

[PixiLust]

You don’t appreciate my smallness. If you can’t appreciate the small, you cannot have the small. I must take my little pussy elsewhere. 

[Removed-User Deactivated]

You lust too much for those pixels. I understand hentai is tempting but I even brought you food and you didn't even say hi to me. I'm sorry, it's over.

[Nafarman]

You stole my food... again!

Yeah no... nope! Done! I would rather have my pizza rolls.

[Taizen]

I can't in good conscious stay with someone who can't share their pizza rolls. Think of how many people starve every day! I'm sorry, but we're through.

[Cash Money Chad]

I don't know you like at all I just don't think we can stay together.

[peachy_boy]

you with your memory!forgot our first anniversary and everything. im tired of this

[Cash Money Chad]

No our anniversary is on the 20th we didn't start having sex until midnight, if you're gonna be like this you can just find someone else and have an anniversary with them