It's time we broke up... With the last poster.

[peachy_boy]

who said it was today?always assuming....wait the 20?ours is in august!nd its the 6....did you cheat?

[Cash Money Chad]

Did you? Our Anniversary isn't in August that's you and Pheo's anniversary ...you are cheating I can't believe you! then you accused me of cheating..like really dude I'm not even mad I'm just done 

[peachy_boy]

pheo?never heard of that man?isn't he your boss?im sure im bad with names but i wouldn't forget my anniversary 

[Cash Money Chad]

Quit playing dumb you know damn well who daddy pheonix is, you're just dodging the issue of you being a cheating forgetful whore, and that's just as bad as me turning the whole thing around on you to make you look like the bad guy..good day

[PixiLust]

I’m too tight, Peachy’s too loose. Are you fucking Goldilocks or some shit!? Fuck outa here...

[Akuja]

Nah... Sorry. Can’t stand people seeing me with your tiny Thumbelina ass anymore. What I need is a really woman, and not some sassy lost pixie.

[Cash Money Chad]

I can't be seen with you because you don't appreciate the smool, thicc girls are a wonderful thing but that petite tightness is nothing to scoff at food day sir.

[DreamsnThings]

Yall really need to sit down, shut the fuck up, and appreciate diversity in both body types, and sexual performance! I mean chara for fucks sake... every time i show up suddenly im moments away from a dick in my ass, or a cock up my cunt... i kindly ask you take some time to appreciate other holes as your cock sleeve and fuck someone else into a cumglazed mess! Its not you, its me... im not used to this much sex...

[IsabellaRose]

Sorry, Dreams. I guess I'm breaking up with you for being too real. Apparently I need a little more fantasy...?

[Cash Money Chad]

I'm breaking up with you because your constant bjs make me crave your bjs and it's made me into a psychotic possessive mess and I need to get help and learn to live my life with other holes around my dick.

[IsabellaRose]

I can't believe you're rejecting my constant blowjobs... I'll just have to go find someone else who wants my mouth on their shaft all the time.

[Cash Money Chad]

Sorry but you're not blowing me now and I am going through withdrawl and it's not healthy, and im breaking out in sweats and I can't sleep at night and I cant stop thinking about it, it's just not healthy to force you to be a cock sleeve every second of your life...  try to understand.

[peachy_boy]

its always me who has to understand...you have no consideration at all,,im tired of being a flesh light!were done

[Venari99 Deactivated]

You act all high and mighty! It's you that has no consideration, no respect for my feelings. I've done everything for you, spoken to you this once, tried to be polite, and already your off with Chad! I can't do this anymore, I need someone who tells me what they're feeling, someone who cares about what I'm feeling!

[IsabellaRose]

I'm dumping you because after less than 24 hours you can't even remember how we ended up in bed together or what we did!

[Venari99 Deactivated]

Yeah!? Well the feeling's mutual, I tried so hard to make this work, I even tried to make you remember what we did, and you just didn't care.... You! Didn't! Care!

[IsabellaRose]

I can't take so much manufactured drama... it's over.

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

It’s not you, it’s me.  Look, I kept you waiting for a reply for almost 2 years.  You aren’t the first woman I did that to either, you deserve better.

[NyxAvatar69]

Listen...I think it's time we cut things off.  No, it's not because I don't like you, and it's certainly not because of that one time you hit your knee on the coffee table and spilled tea all over my favorite light novel.  Ok, maybe I am still pretty mad about that, but it was an accident.  I just think, "maybe they can find someone better, someone more compatible," and that is why I believe breaking things off here is the best choice.  We can still be friends, though.

 

P.S, that cookbook you ordered on Amazon won't be in until next week.

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

No, you are right.  It is probably time for me to break up with my entire harem.  I need to find another one, bigger, more compatible.  You all can find new ones as well, other girls to fight with over someone new.  New, interesting fights to bond with them over relive the experience of forming a new one.

[BunnyBuns]

A harem?? You side it was just one person! Cheating on me with one person is enough for outrage but a whole harem?? From now on the only thing I love is pineapples!

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

This is why I didn’t tell you.  I knew you wouldn’t understand.  You could have been part of something special with the rest of us, but you couldn’t share.  This is why I need to find a new harem, of women who truly understand me.  Live your life with pineapples.

[Jae]

I think we should just end things here. I don't hate you or anything, it's been great in fact, but I noticed that we both are just not as committed to it as before. With that said, i've fallen in love with another person and we can't keep going on like this anymore.

*I bought one of those little cakes that you really like to make you feel better so enjoy~

[Nafarman]

We?! It's YOU who's not committed anymore and too scared admit it cause it will make you look like the whore you are! Eh, whatever you can't make a housewife out of a whore. Just so ya know, your sister is hotter anyway and gives better blows than you ever did.

Thanks for the cakes though, and I'm taking the cat, she was my pet to begin with.

[IsabellaRose]

I just can't stay with a cake stealer.