Guilty or Not Guilty

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. Once or twice a week at most - no way to froth milk at home, so if I want a macchiato I have to buy one.

Next poster doesn't want to own a car but has to.

[Nate7]

@WritesNaughtyStories I know someone who spent thousands on a home set up. I wont lie, amazing drinks though.

Not guilty, I own two. A daily and a project.

Next person has a name for their car.

[Rexyon]

Incredible, did not notice the new page.

Not Guilty, I do not own a car nor can I drive, I have extremely poor vision in my left eye which means my depth perception is bad. Medically I can drive a car wearing glasses, but I do not trust myself behind the wheel.

Next poster has worked retail.

Edited December 4 by Rexyon
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[WritesNaughtyStories]

Depends, is there a statute of limitations? It's been more than 30 years ago. But, technically, guilty.

Next poster knew who Diamond Rowe is without searching.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. But I did look her up, and now I want to listen.

 

The next person would rather listen to instrumental music instead of something with vocals.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I love both instrumentals and music with vocals, but if I have to choose, I'll have the vocals.

The next poster follows a combat sport.

 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. Personally I find violence rather distasteful.

 

The next person follows a type of racing.

[AmberBi]

Partly guilty.  Started following formula 1 when I met my boyfriend, who has been following it since he was a kid(he is 52). 

 

The next person has no plans for tomorrow and is happy about that.

 

 

[Nan-Yo]

Not guilty.

The next person owns some sexy Christmas themed underwear.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. From the TMI desk: I own no underwear of any variety.

Next poster walks around the house naked as much as possible.

[Pixel]

Not guilty, but before I had a kid, an ex and I would be naked as much as possible. Not sure why.

The next poster freezes their Reese's cups

[Nan-Yo]

Not Guilty


The next poster wont get any Christmas Presents this year.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. Despite my militant atheism, my family loves Christmas and I will get gifts.

Next poster chooses happiness.

[Reasoned]

Guilty. Every day I wake up and choose happiness. More like I try to find the nice things in the day but close enough. 
 

The next poster is guilty of knowing how to backflip

[Nan-Yo]

Not Guilty.

 

The next person is not guilty.

Edited December 12 by Nan-Yo

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I'm mostly a lousy human being.

Next poster celebrated Pho Day today.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I didn't even know there was a Pho Day.

 

The next person wishes to be a gender other than the one they identify with for a day just to see what it's like.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. I think it would be really fun to switch back and forth at will. Feel like heels and an expensive dress for a dinner out, girl today. Going hunting with the Jarhead buddies, probably dude today. But sure, even if it was just one day to check it out and really get an idea of what it's like to be a woman, yes. Guilty.

Next poster thinks their partner is way too lax about cleaning.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. We share a pretty good split on things around the house. She makes the outside look pretty I clean it up and mow, I cook and keep the kitchen tidy, she does laundry. We both clean everything else pretty equally. It's actually a relief because I was cleaning the whole place by myself before she moved in.

 

The next person loves living alone.

[Rexyon]

Not guilty, I've lived alone a lot and it is enjoyable, getting your own space and such, sometimes I even prefer it, but the loneliness does eventually set in, you know?

Next poster rents their living space.

[Pixel]

Guilty. 

The next poster rubbed their palms raw with their N64 controller playing Mario party

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. Got a pretty sore thumb for a minute when I got my original Xbox with Halo, though.

Next poster still has a Dreamcast or Genesis.

[Rexyon]

Guilty, I have both. The Sega Megadrive was my first console. Although I only owned 4 games on it and none of them were Sonic the Hedgehog. As for the Dreamcast, bit of an odd one, I was gifted it one christmas like a year or two before the 360/PS3 era, meaning finding games for it was incredibly difficult and I just couldn't manage it so it also went away into storage.

The next poster gets annoyed when a product is called one thing in America and another thing everywhere else.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty, but only because I'm an American and the vast majority of media calls things what I do. There's also the fact that I haven't bought a console or video game (except the annual update of NBA 2k for my son) in decades so the most common offenders are not things I follow.

The next poster uses a steel razor blade.

[Pixel]

You mean like a straight razor for shaving, Sweeney Todd style just not as close?

Not guilty but always kinda wanted to. I could try with s butter knife.

The next poster has eaten something with a spoon that's normally eaten with a fork