If that is the answer, what is the question?

[Cash Money Chad]

We had sex this week right?

And that's why I am selling all my things and leaving the country to live in the woods as a hermit 

[IsabellaRose]

She really said no when you proposed, huh?

I'm going to eat all of it and then go to bed.

[Cash Money Chad]

What are you gonna do with all this cum?

I aint getting out of bed today.

[IsabellaRose]

Are you just going to lay there all day, or are you going to come over here and give me good loving?

 

No less than 10, no more than 20.

[Cash Money Chad]

So how how many hours can you spend on bed with me?

About like 10:30 or so

Edited June 24, 2021 by Cash Money Chad

[IsabellaRose]

What time is this big bank robbery you're planning?

 

Four hundred years ago.

[Cash Money Chad]

When did the great robot vs human war take place?

 

Butts the answer is always butts

[IsabellaRose]

Where have you been putting your weiner this time?

 

Only EVERY SINGLE DAY!

[Cash Money Chad]

How often do you want me to put my wiener in your butt?

It get's a little easier but you gotta do it every day that's the hard part.

[IsabellaRose]

Does working out ever get any easier?

 

Every night, then again every morning for twenty-seven straight days. If you miss a day, you'll need to start over.

[TaleTale]

Doctor, I heard eating avocado can make me come like super insanely hard; how often should I eat a bowl of avocado slices?

 

It's not going to be easy, but I think with a bit of elbow grease and a bit of luck, we'll be able to get it done.

[IsabellaRose]

Do you think you can make me orgasm?

 

Roughly seventy-five thousand.

[Cash Money Chad]

So how many times did you orgasm?

 

Wormple the answer is always worple

[TaleTale]

Hey, so I was wondering what you wanted to have for dinner today?

 

I suppose, but usually just two is enough.

[Somethingsomething]

Don't you think it would look nicer with a third layer of paint?

 

I guess there is no such thing as a favourite child.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

He killed them both?

Well, I was wearing the heels anyway, so it didn't seem like a big deal.

[IsabellaRose]

Did you really just get paid $100 to step on that guys' scrote in stilettos?

 

Your dad, then your mom, then all your aunts, uncles, and cousins... but never your brother. 

[Cash Money Chad]

Wait so which members of my family did you sleep with?

But yeah whats left of her is in the trunk.

Edited September 2, 2021 by Cash Money Chad

[IsabellaRose]

I heard you really went to town on that blow up doll... did you really trash her?

 

In a briefcase in a locker in O'Hare Airport in Chicago. 

[Nan-Yo]

Where is your ex-lovers penis now?

 

On the Senate floor.

[IsabellaRose]

I know you said you had to go bad, but where did you end up pooping?

 

Swirling down the drain with all my hopes and dreams.

Edited September 25, 2021 by IsabellaRose

[ArtistVirgil]

Dude, your band goes on stage in 5 minutes and we need a name. For the last time, what is it?

 

An entire box set of "The Crown."

 

 

[IsabellaRose]

You said I'd never believe what the doctor found up jammed up your ass after you woke up drugged in that motel... what was it?

 

Handcuffs, ankle shackles, a muzzle, and fifty feet of hemp rope.

[KillerQueen22]

Whats a good beginner set of BDSM toys and restraints?

42, the answer is always 42. And lots of lube for the poop chute.

[IsabellaRose]

How many billiard balls can you fit up in there, and how do you get them back out?

 

Not until Thursday.