Corrupted Dreams~

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but it's clogged up with nothing but copies of the latest Call of Duty and removing them is next to impossible.

I wish that when my pervious wish caused hell to break loose on earth, I was granted the gear, abilities, and skills of the doom slayer

Edited September 24, 2020 by Buio

[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Granted but it ahorts out after using it 200 times. 

I wish weed grew everywhere. 

[IsabellaRose]

granted, but you become immune to it's effects.

I wish I made millions every year.

[Venari99 Deactivated]

Granted, but your no longer allowed to spend money and have to give it all away.

I wish that the sky was purple.

[Lollipop]

Granted, but the sky is only purple because everything you see is purple. 

I wish I had a milkshake.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but it's made with butter milk

I wish I had a million dollars 

[Rucio, Emperor of Cheese]

Granted, but it's all monopoly money.

I wish I was a hentai protagonist.

[Akuja]

Granted, but you’re a female and it’s tagged: Gangbang, rape, drugs, pregnant, mind-break, piercings, etc. (Basically, anything that’s not vanilla or wholesome)

I wish I had a Stand from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but it's purple hermet 

I wish I had a gallon of water

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but its locked away in a swiss bank account you cant easily access.

Also

9 hours ago, Lollipop said:

I wish I had a milkshake

Granted, but it brings all the boys to the yard and you have to fight them off to enjoy it in peace.

 

I wish I had a penny for every time I felt lonely.

[Lux Corvus Deactivated]

Granted, but they all leave you eventually.

 

I wish I could control the temperature around me with my thoughts.

[Akuja]

Granted, but you can only heat up the world whenever you have lewd thoughts and this would be universal common knowledge.

I wish I had good 7-8 hour sleep every single night.

Edited September 28, 2020 by Akuja

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but you are now narcoleptic and it could hit you at any point of the night. 

I wish I had a catapult  

[Syco_The_Girl]

Granted,but it could misfire at any moment

I wish I was in love

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but it's with everyone you see

I wish I had a Pizza

[Syco_The_Girl]

Granted but it’s a evil pizza

I wish I knew Satan

[Cash Money Chad]

You now know Mr Satan from Dragon Ball

I wish I knew where my keys are 

Edited September 28, 2020 by MultiChara69

[IsabellaRose]

Granted... but when you find them each is bent and unusable.

I wish someone were here with me right now.

[Syco_The_Girl]

Granted,but it’s me

I wish I had five hundred dollars for a new PC.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but PC Prices increase tenfold before you can buy one

I wish I were bulletproof

[Akuja]

Granted, but you get injured by literally everything else at the slightest touch.

I wish I was a blade smith.

[Guess Who]

Granted, but every time you create a new sword you must recite the whole "Bone of My Sword" Speech from Fate/Stay Night

I wish the next person who posts has a nice day.

Edited September 28, 2020 by Guess Who
Found a better link to use than the one I used previously.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it's me, and the world has other plans.

I wish I had unlimited bedroom partners.

[Akuja]

Granted, but everyone’s nothing but poorly made prints on body pillows that fade away incredibly easily.

I wish I was relaxing in the tropics right now.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but a tropical storm is set to hit in about 3 minutes.

I wish I was one of @IsabellaRose's body pillows