If you could do whatever you want to the last poster without restrictions. What would it be?

[Jae]

huhehe~

[Minorikawa]

I break out a very serious looking suitcase, slipping leather gloves about my hands as I open the case and grasp my tools of operation... a comb and anti-tangle spray!

I then proceed to comb their hair and make it look all nice and stuff.

[Cash Money Chad]

Would watch him do this while drinking beer, and ask him if he is going to make her hair look fluffy.

[Minorikawa]

I would remove a decorative little umbrella thing to toss into RadChad's beer before resuming the combing.

"I shall do as the hair tells me to. Kind of like a bansai tree."

[Cash Money Chad]

Would Jokingly look at him like he was crazy, then laugh chuckle because I knew what he ment, I'd take the umbrella out though

[NerdyNekoFemboy]

I would tie you to the bed, and while you're tied to the bed I would steal everything.

[ColorfulMidnight]

Steal everything after you steal it.

[Cash Money Chad]

Would ask you to help me out of these ropes

[Minorikawa]

I would struggle to try and untie the ropes, only to give up and finally just cut you out, and then brainstorm what we could do with these ropes that would be delightful and fun and shenanigans.

[peachy_boy]

Would cock block you by putting on a chastity belt on you and getting rid of the key

[peachy_boy]

Wrong thing ignore this lmfao

[Minorikawa]

Is this because I broke up with you? Harsh, bro. Harsh.

[peachy_boy]

No lmao wrong club wrong time 

[Minorikawa]

I try to think of a way to cock block Peachyboy back, but without the key to this chastity belt I'm feelin' pretty stuck in place...

[peachy_boy]

I feel bad as I meant to do this to chad to stop this horn dog phase and unlock the chastity 

[Minorikawa]

Well then I summon the power of super-duper magic to transfer this chastity belt over to the RadChad!

I then take Peachy Boy off to a Time Crisis machine so we can co-op the arcade game. It's okay! I got, like, fifty dollars worth of quarters to pump into this machine!

[peachy_boy]

I accept and join you in the time crisis machine and pick up one of the gun controls 

[Minorikawa]

Pumps the Duke Nukem theme as performed by Megadeth through speakers out of nowhere, puts on some shades, and gets ready to get the high score with Peachy Boy.

[peachy_boy]

I put on some shades as well and nod at you ready to kick ass 

[Minorikawa]

I get the high score with Peachy Boy, and then run and leap in an action pose as the arcade cabinet mysteriously explodes!

[Cash Money Chad]

A deep sadness would wash over me because I didn't get to play the time crisis machine before it exploded 

[peachy_boy]

I see the opportunity to put the chastity belt on chad and give the key to @Minorikawa

[Cash Money Chad]

Would rip the chastity belt off of me using my bare hands, with the strength of ten men..no ten gorillas 

[peachy_boy]

Ah your no fun

[Cash Money Chad]

would say, "Says the guy who want's to put a chastity belt on me."