Last post wins (nsfw)

[Cash Money Chad]

Pets Eva

[DreamsnThings]

the cat rolled about on the couch, half dangling off her cushion as she lazily waited for things to happen... snoozing peacefully

[Cash Money Chad]

"she dreams while waiting for things" Pets the tummy of the sleeping kitty 

[peachy_boy]

*offers some whisky and rum* bit down today,care to join for a drink?

[Cash Money Chad]

Sure man,  something wrong? * takes the bottle of rum and makes a drink.*

[peachy_boy]

life*i say as i flop next to you and sit down and take a shot back of the whiskey*

[Cash Money Chad]

Thats usually the culprit*swings from ths glass of rum*

[IsabellaRose]

nods... "life," she says, and sits down next to the others.

[ColorfulMidnight]

Are you all enjoying life from time to time?

[peachy_boy]

i was just left blue balled..wtfh

[ColorfulMidnight]

Is it too personal to ask what happened?

[Cash Money Chad]

"Have you I tries talking to that person again maybe they just has to go or fell asleep. Like I find its better to just talk to the person ans there could be a food reason rather than just stewing in your own paranoia."

[peachy_boy]

no its been 2months finally started talking to them again and then they left...again

[Cash Money Chad]

"I'd just talk to them and just expect it so you don't get your hopes up, there's always porn ya know.. there's no sense in feeling anxious or disappointed when you can mentally prepare for the worst." 

[monsterhunter eva Banned]

accedentally left a poor sod blueballed once, felt awful about it and made sure to correct it a couple of days later

[ColorfulMidnight]

Damn well, why don’t we relive blue balls here?

[peachy_boy]

chara when you've been long distance and dating for two years porn doesnt really do anything after being ghosted and probably dumped...

[monsterhunter eva Banned]

how about icecream? or cookies? i do find them to be lifesaviors sometime
oh and pictures of puppies and kittens, might not cure blue balls but they can cure depresion

[peachy_boy]

thanks i think i have some mint ice cream in my deep freezer...

[Cash Money Chad]

1 hour ago, peachy_boy said:

chara when you've been long distance and dating for two years porn doesnt really do anything after being ghosted and probably dumped...

you didn't mention the part about you were dating this person for two years, you just said you got blue balled.

[ColorfulMidnight]

That's true, not what I imagined. I imagined just an erp.

[Cash Money Chad]

Same here * shrugs and starts drinking*

[DreamsnThings]

came here hoping to see another messy fuck fest... instead i see blue bunny ice cream and blue balls.... sad time qwq

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

*appears out of nowhere* Did someone say blue?

[monsterhunter eva Banned]

sometimes there's sad days with icecream , and other days is happy filled with fucking
life is funny that way...