Pervert this!

[aLittleCrow]

Pretty much straight-forward - the previous poster has given you a (seemingly) innocent item. It is your job to think of a perverted use for it, and give someone else an item for them to pervert it.

EXAMPLE:
I give you a cucumber!

I use it as a dildo.
I give you imagination!

I use it to think of sexual positions.
I give you a camera!

etc.

 

So to start this off:
I give you a selfie stick!

[PixiLust]

I use it to take some cute pov doggy pics.

I give you bottle of champagne.  

[Cash Money Chad]

I stick the bottle neck up your pussy

I give you leggings 

[DreamsnThings]

I shove them in your mouth like a ball gag well i ride you cock into the ground~♡

I give you some strawberry jello 

[Cash Money Chad]

I rub strawberry Jello all over your body and lick it off, while you ride me into the ground but before you gag me with leggings 

I give you a blanket 

[DreamsnThings]

I use the blanket to hide my body, well i make you play a game of guessing which of my holes am i pressing you against ~

I give you a cat

 

[Cash Money Chad]

I pet the cat while it rests on my chest and plays with the leggings I have in my mouth. Mumbling out it's it pussy? but is barely coherent from the leggings gag.

I give you a bag of sugar 

[DreamsnThings]

I mix it with water and some other ingredients to make a sugary syrupy glaze that i spread over myself for you to lick off me... after removing the leggings from your mouth ofc

[Cash Money Chad]

I take the leggings and toss them so the cat can play with them. Then lean in and start licking the mixed glaze off your body while your I'd my dick

 

I give you a bottle of chocolate syrup

[DreamsnThings]

Well its obvious i can just have you lick it off me, instead i pour it in a dildo shaped mold, freeze it, then fuck myself with that (cold) thing... having you lick up the chocolaty aftermath ~

I give you a exercise ball

[PixiLust]

I secure a dildo to the ball, via suction cup and duck tape, and give myself a good work out.

I give you a cup of coffee.

[DreamsnThings]

I mix in an aphrodisiac, not just to the cup... but too all the coffee everywhere, there is orgies, orgies everywhere. 

I give you a balloon 

[Cash Money Chad]

I fill the balloon with aphrodisiac and huff it to make me fuck dreams that much harder and lick syrupie jelloies glaze off of dreams like a animal in heat, then watch pixie fuck her self with a chocolate dildo

 

I give a spatula

[Akuja]

I cover the spatula with leather to make a makeshift spanking paddle to use on someone who’s been rather naughty as of late~

I give a bar of soap

[Cash Money Chad]

I use the bar of soap to rub all over dreams hot naked body as I pound into her, it would be rude is to leave her all sticky... with sugar at least

I give you a party hat

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

I wear the hat along with my "birthday suit."

I give you a glass of water.

[Cash Money Chad]

Use said glass of water to help clean dreams and hydrate us from all the banging.

Gives you a marker.

[Akuja]

I use the marker to write all sorts of stuff on a cumdumpster’s body. Stuff like, “Use me!”, “Fuck me!”, “Free!”, etc.

I give you a jar of Nutella

[Cash Money Chad]

I use the nutella to eat it off of dream's body while I bang her.

I give you a bowl of grapes

[aLittleCrow]

I run a strong thread though them, creating all-natural anal beads.

I give you a rubber ducky.

[Cash Money Chad]

I use the rubber ducky as a gag and laugh as it makes squeaky noises, when someone bites down on it in pleasure

I give you a Orange 

[DreamsnThings]

I shove it up someones ass to prep them for some dicks, that way im not getting fucked 5 posts after i stopped replying 

I give you a single cracker.

[Akuja]

I crush the cracker up and sprinkle it over a lovely gal’s body along with maybe some honey for some very minor food play.

I give you a vinyl record.

[PixiLust]

I use it as a frisbee during our puppy play session.

I give you the holy bible. 

[Akuja]

I use it the block the glory hole in the confession booth.

I give you some dice.