It's time we broke up... With the last poster.

[IsabellaRose]

It's time we broke up because of that snoring... every night, like a chainsaw in bed next to me. 

[WetNoodle]

I'm breaking up with you because chainsaws are great. Why you got to be hating?

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because of all those wet noodles you sleep with.

[Rucio, Emperor of Cheese]

I'm breaking up with you because you slept with a man who sleeps with wet noodles. Like, seriously I know I've got the random screeching like a velociraptor bit but noodles?

[Elena Ichinomiya]

its time we broke up...because i can't resist stepping on those arrows picture!

[Imouto Kanna]

This isn't working for me anymore. I need more sex from you multiple times a day. It's a lot I know, I don't blame you and wish you the best.

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you because I need more sex from you multiple times per hour. It's too much, I know... I guess I need a harem.

[Imouto Kanna]

I can't do this anymore... all you ever do is talk about harems.
What about a reverse harem??

[IsabellaRose]

I'm breaking up with you. You're just TOO SEXY for this relationship.

[Imouto Kanna]

I'm breaking up with you because you're equally as sexy as me and one of us needs to be the alpha sexy.

[Succubun]

I'm sorry, but it's over. I need to be with someone who is more emotionally unstable than me, so I look like I have my shit together in comparison.  

[Jtcookie]

Look, I can't be with someone who doesn't like cookie dough ice cream. I'm sorry, but I have to walk this rocky road alone.

[IsabellaRose]

I'm sorry, it's not me it's you and your ice cream judgments.

[Rucio, Emperor of Cheese]

I'm sorry, I'm not in the most emotionally stable place right now and your insistence that I play Mario Kart is not helping.

[melodiousmachinations Deactivated]

I'm just not compatible with someone who has no respect for the ancient art of blue shelling first place and rising to the top of the race.

[IsabellaRose]

I'm sorry, it's over - your avatar is just too amorphously purple.

[Novaer]

I'm sorry, it's over. Nothing is too purple.  

[floneko]

It's time we broke up... I haven't been honest with you. I've been moonlighting as an erotic role player online and it's just consuming all of my time. I hope you understand.

[Novaer]

I totally do... I wish thee well, because I should be honest with you too... 

I've got a wife.

I know. I know... It feels good to get it off my chest.  

[IsabellaRose]

...and I have to be honest, it's over. I just can't be with married guys. 

[Buio Banned]

I'm sorry, it's over. I just can't satisfy you from a continent away

[IsabellaRose]

it's time we broke up... you don't share your crepes with me often enough.

[Buio Banned]

it's time we broke up, your appreciation of maple syrup just doesn't run deep enough for us to be on the same wavelength.

[IsabellaRose]

Clearly we can't stay together if you don't know me well enough to know of my love of all things maple.

[nicjomo]

We need to talk... I need to break up with you. As much as I thought it would be a grand idea to get sexy with you and maple syrup each night...its just proving too much. I love maple, but this is ridiculous. Im sorry it had to be this way... *dramatic exit*