Corrupted Dreams~

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but all the people who join in participate around you but not with you, leaving you an observer and not a participant.

I wish they would stop making Star Wars movies.

[Eros Angel]

granted but the start making a long slue of Barney the Dinosaur films instead.

I wish I had the physical strength to open tight jars.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but someone then invents a new jar-sealing technology that outdoes your newfound strength.

I wish I had pickles to eat right now.

[Eros Angel]

Granted, I have pickles *shares*

I wish my stove would clean itself, or maybe I should stop cooking so much =(

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it only ever cleans itself in a non-stop cleaning cycle. It looks spotless, but you can no longer use it to cook.

I wish I found a loving, wonderful polyamorous relationship.

[Eros Angel]

Granted, you find it, but it doesn't include you.

I wish my girlfriend and I could have more things we liked doing together other than sleeping together.

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted, but both of you no longer find each other sexually attractive, leaving the bedroom stale and empty of sex. 
 

I wish i could have Taco Bell brought to me anytime I wanted it. 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but the only item you ever get when you get Taco Bell brought to you are those shitty little cinnamon twists.

I wish for new shoes.

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted but they can never be removed from the box they are in.

I wish I had a bar of gold. 

[Whoreo]

granted, but it's gold plated lead. oof.

I wish I had a bowl of radioactive soup.

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted but it is frozen and cannot be thawed. 
 

I wish I was to master any language. 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you are paralyzed from the nose down and can't communicate with anything but eye blinks.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

granted, but everybody got jealous of you thinking god left them and decide to end you for witchcraft.

i wish i was a beer.

[Eros Angel]

Granted, I drink you.

I wish my brain worked better right now.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

granted, but it has cancer set on it.

i wish i could rob a bank by simply walk in.

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted but you could never spend the money on anything or give it away. 
 

I wish I could have magic powers 

Edited December 15, 2019 by Kerzin Kalamond

[Elena Ichinomiya]

granted, but your magic power only capable to make yourself a birthday clown.

i wish i could buy a tank.

[Eros Angel]

Granted, that wish doesn't need to be corrupted, you'll have enough crazy fun with your tank.

I wish I had programming skills, so I could create my own dirty video game for people to explore.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted, but people can't play it because it's too dirty to see.

I wish i got my own sex dungeon.

[IsabellaRose]

granted but you can only rent it out to others and never use it yourself.

I wish I had a nice car

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted, but it's a stolen police cruiser

I wish i had an UFO as vehicle

[Removed-User Deactivated]

Granted, but due to the definition of UFO, it will just be a giant anatomically correct penis with wings, and it's so big nobody can tell what it is.

I wish you all a happy holidays.

Edited December 15, 2019 by Rucio
More wholesome wish

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted, but tomorrow will always feel like monday

i wish i own a nightclub

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted it be full of chickens

i wish for a flamethrower 

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted but it’s fuel and the part where you put more in is wielded shut. 
 

I wish for a magic lamp with a Robin Williams’s style genie in it.