Corrupted Dreams~

[Tomoyama]

24 minutes ago, WritesNaughtyStories said:

Granted. The world economy collapses and nobody makes anything any more. I'm an American, sorry.

I wish I liked my dick.

Granted. But it falls off.

I wish I didn't have to brush my teeth.

[Removed-User Deactivated]

Granted, but they fall off.

I wish people's bodies would stop falling off.

[aLittleCrow]

20 minutes ago, Rucio said:

I wish people's bodies would stop falling off.

Granted, but they slowly burn up instead.

I wish no loud festivals or parties would happen near my house

[Tomoyama]

44 minutes ago, aLittleCrow said:

Granted, but they slowly burn up instead.

I wish no loud festivals or parties would happen near my house

Granted. But you go deaf and they still happen, thus are not loud to you.

I wish I could actually not work on my vacation days.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, you have no vacation days and thus never work during one.

I wish billionaires suddenly had all their money redistributed to the poorest in society until they were 'only' multimillionaires

[aLittleCrow]

2 hours ago, Buio said:

I wish billionaires suddenly had all their money redistributed to the poorest in society until they were 'only' multimillionaires

Granted, but financial equality exists only for a few months, as the (previously) rich quickly gain their money back by exploiting the (previously) poor one's stupidity and inability to plan their expenses.

I wish I had a fully operational Mr. Meeseeks box.

[IsabellaRose]

On 31/05/2020 at 08:34, aLittleCrow said:

I wish I had a fully operational Mr. Meeseeks box.

Granted, but it's a Kirkland brand Mr. Meeseeks box.

I wish I had an unlimited wardrobe.

[MagnificentBastard]

4 minutes ago, IsabellaRose said:

I wish I had an unlimited wardrobe.

Granted, your wardrobe is unlimited but other people, lecherous men get to decide how you dress.

I wish I could mind control others on sight.

Edited August 2, 2020 by PsychoSexual

[IsabellaRose]

3 minutes ago, PsychoSexual said:

I wish I could mind control others on sight.

Granted, but they (or their closest relatives) in turn get to mind control you back for the same amount of time you controlled them.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but the nothingness makes life empty and depressing, and in turn makes you suicidal 

I wish I knew how to play piano

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you are never allowed to touch one.

I wish I could stay young forever.

[Venari99 Deactivated]

Granted, but you can still become diseased forced to endure them for eternity.

I wish that I could teleport to work.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted by every time you teleport you run the risk of reappearing with cancer or a hand where your ear should be

 

I wish for true love and peace of mind

[IsabellaRose]

granted, but your true love doesn't love you and you immediately get dementia, forgetting your peace of mind most of the time.

I wish I could grow a penis at will

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but it's too small to satisfy anyone

I wish for a bath tub full of candy

[Venari99 Deactivated]

Granted, but it's all your least favorite kind.

I wish that everyone was happy.

[IsabellaRose]

granted but they're only happy when you're not around, so you're never sure if it really worked

I wish I had a spaceship

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but you realize you forgot to wish for the knowledge on how to pilot it.

I wish I had the ability to erase people from existence at will.

[Removed-User Deactivated]

Granted, but they get replaced by someone who has the same qualities that made you want to erase them in the first place.

I wish I could come up with a better wish.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but now that you've thought of a better wish it cannot be granted.

I wish I could meet @IsabellaRose and @Floofenstein and @Lollipop in real life :3

 

[Lollipop]

Granted, but all three of us want nothing to do with you after meeting you.

Im really short so I wish I was taller.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but the rest of the world get taller to match so nothing fundamentally changes.

I wish I had an as that wouldn't quit

[Lollipop]

Granted, but they are terrible at their job.

I wish I could see through people's clothes.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but you also see through their skin, muscles, organs and bones, so you're constantly running into people who are invisible to you.

I wish that this year halloween fell on friday the 13th

[Lollipop]

Granted, but this causes actual monster to come into our plain of existence, and it becomes hell on earth.

I wish I had a 4TB SSD in my PS4.