In a Parallel Universe...

[Akuja]

In a parallel universe, you’re driving from the passenger’s seat, driving others to work like those Uber or Lyft services. 

I’m busy viewing prerecorded lectures and taking notes.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you're prerecording lectures for a class based on someone elses' notes.

I'm writing erotica based loosely on a real life incident.

[WickedCadrach]

In a parallel universe, you're about to experience a real life incident very similar to an erotica you wrote.

I'm bailing on my edits for the day and watching YouTube.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe, you're watching a video on YouTube of someone bailing on their edits...

 

I'm watching weird porn I probably shouldn't while making dinner.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe someone is watching a weird porn with you in it while eating dinner.

I'm watching tv 

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe the television is watching you, and reporting back to those in charge.

I'm laying down to go to bed all alone.

[peachy_boy]

in a parallel universe you lay down in my bed scaring the shit out of me sleeping 

im doing a free car wash 

[Removed-User Deactivated]

In a parallel universe, you're getting washed by your car.

I'm doing a boring online class while watching hentai on another tab.

[PixiLust]

In a parallel universe your boring online class is a course on animation. The hentai tab is just reference material.

I’m currently at my “desk” having lunch.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe you are being eaten by a desk

 

I'm on the couch trying to sleep

[Venari99 Deactivated]

In a parallel universe your on a couch in a space ship. The turbulence from it keeping you wide awake as you shut your eyes tightly trying to remember a time when being unable to sleep on a couch was the least of your worries.

I'm sitting in my chair with my cute little doggo sleeping on my lap.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you're cute and little sitting on the lap of a massive dog that considers you his own.

 

I'm attempting to make a vegetarian meal for my girlfriend.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe a vegetarian is making a meal out of your girl friend for you.

 

Im sitting on the toilet

[Akuja]

In a parallel universe, the toilet is standing over you to take a piss.

I’m taking an online class while sneaking in RPs on my phone. 

[Venari99 Deactivated]

In a parallel universe you are roleplaying while trying to sneak in some more studying on your phone, however your RP partners can see everything your doing and yell at you every time you don't respond to them.

I'm sitting her drinking a beer.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you're floating in a beer someone else is drinking.

I'm getting into bed hoping someone joins me shortly.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe im in bed with you

 

Im watching anime

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you're in an anime watching another anime, watching another anime, on and on...

I'm turning off my laptop and going to bed.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe you are turning on the lap top and waking up

 

Im watching porn

[Akuja]

In a parallel universe, you’re watching a prerecorded holy mass.

I’m doing Japanese homework and lurking on ED.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe, you're lurking in a Japanese classroom posting on ED.

I'm being amused by all the extras my vendor keeps throwing in to try to keep me from switching to another vendor.

[Venari99 Deactivated]

In a parallel universe your quite pleased by all the extras your vender is throwing in to try and get you to keep them. In fact you're so pleased that you no longer need another vendor.

I'm at work freezing my ass off.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you're at work being kept warm by too many hot female customers all up in your space.

I'm about to eat lunch with a beautiful young lady.

[aLittleCrow]

In a parallel universe, you are eating your lunch off of a beautiful young lady's body.

I'm cleaning after my pets.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe pets are cleaning up after you.

 

Im smoking a cigarette