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What would you do if you woke up in bed with the person above you. ;)


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I'd look hurt having been nothing but nice to Chad, then shrug it off and get him that glass of milk he wanted.

I would find a red velvet cloth to drape over a tv tray, placing a large glass of milk on it, and walk over to the bed. Once Chad has finished giving Isabella the dick she desires, i would present the glass to Chad, "Chosen one... Please take this milk, and use it to free us. Free us from the tyranny of fate, from the tyranny of their gooey schemes... Free us from our sentient cookie overlords Chad. You are our last hope..." I'd say dramatically, as I finish my monologue I'd look over at Isabella, "Shit did you want some too? I can go back, there's plenty more..."

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Tell him I'm sorry for getting mad, but my dick is in her mouth and she was talking to me, then explain to him that this kind of thing happens to me alot and it's pretty frustrating especially when all you got to do is read up. Id apologize for snapping at him but also remind him that it's important to read up or other wise you might cock block someone when you could have just as easily shared. I would accept the glass of milk and drink it while saving us all from the evil sentient cookies that threaten our free will and humanity, "Again sorry about that dude, you can have my beer in the fridge. It just gets really annoying when people try to cock block you."

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