Things not to say during or just after sex.

[Novaer]

This game is simple. Simply post one thing that one shouldn't say in the act of fucking or just after having sex. ^_^

It can be written from either perspective. Oh and no repeats. xD

Example: You weren't that bad but your mum was better.

[SMFoxy]

"You know how I know you're gay? You just took it up the arse from another man."

 

This is intended as a joke and in no way is meant to be offensive to homosexuals.

If any offense was caused I apologize. Unless the apology is what offended you, in which case disregard this.

Edited August 24, 2013 by SMFoxy

[GFCat]

I closed my eyes and imagined I was in a bad Clopfic

[KLKitty]

"Oh my god! You're not your twin brother!"

[Kevlar]

"The whole time I thought it was your sister."

[Neptune]

"Is it over? Thank goodness, that was the longest five minutes of my life!"

[Kevlar]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

[Novaer]

"And boom goes the dynamite"

[Kevlar]

"Remember that you still owe rent for this month, though."

[Novaer]

"Man it's just like the freaking TARDIS. It's like bigger on the inside or some shit."

[Kevlar]

"That blinking light? Oh, that is just my camera."

[Novaer]

~Gender Neutral, First like same as last line person. Second line different gender. First line can be male or female.~

"Yeah, no. That was great sex... But um."

"What? What is it?"

"Well... You might want to get checked out. Just sayin'."

[Kevlar]

"I want to have your abortion."

[Novaer]

"OMG CAN WE LIKE?! LISTEN TO JUSTIN BEIBER DURING! IWANTYOUTOBREEBME!"

[Kevlar]

"You're on the pill right?"

[GFCat]

HULK SMASH!

[Kevlar]

"And to think-I was really trying to pick up your friend!"

[Lilith]

"I have better fuckers waiting for me."

[Novaer]

"By the way that's herpes, and I'm outta here."

[Kevlar]

"This wasn't the package I was paid to deliver!"

[GFCat]

If I make this headshot, Imma level up.

[Whoreo]

Sorry what was your name?

[Xander]

*flip a table*

[ArdillaVerde93]

LEROOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEEEEENNNNKIIIIIIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[Neptune]

"So, er, isn't this the part where you leave?"