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In My Pants (The Revival)


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  • 2 weeks later...

"I don't know friend. Last minutes ago i'm drinking with my fuck buddy, then there's this disco ball, everybody loaded, then boom, everyone gone banana as if i grow a bonsai in my pants"

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*unzips his pants and looks at Elena*

"Nope, no bonsai tree." He replies, exposing himself to reveal a banana where his junk should be, "But yeah, I grew a banana in my pants."

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