In My Pants (The Revival)

[WetNoodle]

This little piggy had roast beef, in my pants.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

This is not semen! This is spilled yogurt In my pants!

[Buio Banned]

The Force is strong with this one, in my pants

 

[JennyDK]

Ants in my pants? ANTS IN MY PANTS?

[Tsuki]

I've lost the hot dog in my pants

[Elena Ichinomiya]

The shadow die twice in my pants

[Buio Banned]

There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was King of the Pirates. He had fame, power, and wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said:

"My fortune is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in My Pants"

 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

You can read the guides in my pants.

[Tsuki]

Gotta catch'em all...in my pants! 

[Buio Banned]

You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals~

So let's do it like they do it in my pants

[nicjomo]

Close your eyes in my pants

(Went with what was on the radio just now.)

[Cash Money Chad]

I jizzed, in my pants

[Buio Banned]

With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride, in my pants

[Eros Angel]

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit in my pants.

[Cash Money Chad]

I've made waffles, in my pants

 

[Eros Angel]

You got an A little timmy! Now next time go for an A+ in my pants!

[Cash Money Chad]

Take a chance put your hand, in my pants!!

[Buio Banned]

Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

[Eros Angel]

Four score and seven years ago in my pants...

[Buio Banned]

Ooooh~ who lives in a pineapple in my pants?

[Eros Angel]

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek in my pants!

[Buio Banned]

Thus do I ever make my fool my purse, in my pants.

Edited June 12, 2020 by Buio

[Cash Money Chad]

come with me if you want to live in my pants!

Edited June 12, 2020 by RadChad

[Eros Angel]

I'll be back in my pants.

Edit: No Fate but what we make in my pants!

Edited June 12, 2020 by Eros Angel

[Cash Money Chad]

I Came across time for you Sarah, in my pants