Corrupted Dreams~

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted but you but you have to buy them in parts 

 

wish i had bayonets for days

 

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted but the coat they are in was stolen by Alucard. 
 

I wish I could train turtles to do backflips. 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but now WWF hunting you down for animal cruelty

i wish i can climb a tree

[Dozle The Crusader]

grantedbut only a small tree

wish for more of a easy day

 

(damn you Alucard bloody heathen)

Edited December 17, 2019 by DozleZabie2

[IsabellaRose]

granted, but it's easy because you're unconscious and CAN'T do anything

I wish for a penis

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but its misplaced since you didn't tell where

i wish slacker job is real

Edited December 24, 2019 by Elena Ichinomiya

[Removed-User Deactivated]

It's real, but the pay is so bad that after taxes, you end up owing money.

I wish I had food.

[Black Cat 666]

Granted. But it's laced with cyanide.

I wish I had more energy. 

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted but then it drops so fast it makes you crash. 
 

I wish Catgirl’s were real. 

[Dozle The Crusader]

grated but nothing bad happens i want them too

 

i wish for rc cola  

[IsabellaRose]

granted but it's flat and diet and there's a fly in it.

I wish for pickles!

[Black Cat 666]

Granted but they're pickled wrong and you get dysentery. 

I wish I could have a do over of middle school 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but every bad moment also got do over

I wish i had honey for my milk (...real milk okay not that one)

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but now your house has a bee infestation. 

I wish my current relationship lasts until I die

[IsabellaRose]

granted but... man, I can't say it. It 's just mean. 

Just granted.

I wish I had a relationship I wanted to last until I die.

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but you both die together peacefully in your sleep tightly in your each others arms.

I wish I had a car.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it's my car and you soon wish you didn't have it.

I wish I had a car that worked.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but the spare part is so rare it end up in garage as home decor

I wish i own a limo

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but your limo driver is a meth head.

I wish I had bigger boobs.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

6 minutes ago, Black Cat 666 said:

meth head.

God dang it!

Granted but it so big your hand can't reach a thing in front of you and make you look like t-rex

I wish i look like my profile pic IRL (no need to pull back! i got sense of humor)

Edited December 24, 2019 by Elena Ichinomiya

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but you have to spend the next twelve years as a neckbeard otaku's submissive gf.

I wish I could freeze time. 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but it only affect you, making others think you are living statue performer.

I wish i own a parrot.

Edited December 24, 2019 by Elena Ichinomiya
change wish from private resort

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted but it will cuss 

 

wish for happiness for others 

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but you are horribly depressed and gain no joy from anything you do. 

I wish I could rewrite a major point of history 

[Iceassassin25]

Granted, But you have to live through the lives of everyone effected in that point of history

 

I wish I had a Big Tiddy Goth GF