Corrupted Dreams~

[Asjyal]

Granted but humans spontaneously evolve to an extent that the concept of time is no longer required. 

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight. 

[Quotation]

You get to eat your favorite foods, but since you don't gain weight, it causes you to get extremely malnourished and frail. 

I wish I could date whoever I desired. 

[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Congrats you date who you desire just for one day. 

I wish there wasn't health issues that made you look different. 

[Removed-User Deactivated]

Granted, but now everyone looks like John Malkovich.

I wish I had $600.

[Buio Banned]

granted but it's because the economy crashed so hard that you now need 800+USD a day to afford basic necessities.

I wish i was able to meet up and cuddle with anyone here on Ecchi that I wanted to within a day's notice

 

[Tsuki]

Granted but all the costs are up to you. 

I wish I could talk with animals. 

[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Granted but you have to tend every problem they have. 

I wish everyone could have a unique ability that they only have until death. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Granted but it kills them the second time they use it.

I wish there was a shortage of human stupidity.

[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Granted but animal's intelligence expands where they take over the world and humans are pets. 

I wish there a free access to teleportation device so people can send their kids to family members. 

[Buio Banned]

granted but they only work one way

I wish I could run fast enough to break the sound barrier

[Tomoyama]

On 17/04/2020 at 06:33, Buio said:

granted but they only work one way

I wish I could run fast enough to break the sound barrier

Granted but you only have one speed and it's breaking the sound barrier.

I wish I could keep plants alive for longer than a few months.

[aLittleCrow]

19 minutes ago, Tomoyama said:

I wish I could keep plants alive for longer than a few months.

Granted, but you can only think about taking care of your plants, your body and mind slowly withering away.

I wish I could alter my appearance at will

[Elena Ichinomiya]

On 28/05/2020 at 12:26, aLittleCrow said:

I wish I could alter my appearance at will

Granted but your mindset also altered and risk yourself forgetting your original self

I wish i could solve my problem with my fist

[aLittleCrow]

3 minutes ago, Elena Ichinomiya said:

I wish I could solve my problems with my fist

Granted, but you have to fist the sources of your problems in public for them to disappear.

I wish that magic was real

[Elena Ichinomiya]

3 minutes ago, aLittleCrow said:

I wish that magic was real

Granted, the magic is called relationship

I wish the weather here ain't so hot

[aLittleCrow]

4 minutes ago, Elena Ichinomiya said:

I wish the weather here ain't so hot

Granted - a new Ice Age has begun

I wish I could organize my mind like a computer

[Elena Ichinomiya]

2 minutes ago, aLittleCrow said:

I wish I could organize my mind like a computer

Granted but you need a constant update either you like it or not

I wish i my internet bandwidth could rival military/NASA

[aLittleCrow]

1 minute ago, Elena Ichinomiya said:

I wish my internet bandwidth could rival the military/NASA

Granted, but you are put in jail for having better equipment than the military.

I wish all packages would have free one-day shipping

[Tomoyama]

16 minutes ago, aLittleCrow said:

Granted, but you are put in jail for having better equipment than the military.

I wish all packages would have free one-day shipping

Granted, but a pandemic breaks out and delays all shipping anyway.

I wish I could materialize any food I was craving with just a thought.

[aLittleCrow]

1 minute ago, Tomoyama said:

I wish I could materialize any food I was craving with just a thought.

Granted, but the food that pops into existence tastes like cardboard.

I wish I had a stable and easy job

[Elena Ichinomiya]

3 hours ago, aLittleCrow said:

I wish I had a stable and easy job

Granted, you got volunteer job...if only you add "with big payment", that should be sweetest dream!

I wish i own a hospital

[Removed-User Deactivated]

Granted, but the hospital is so broken down and dangerous that it's considered a death sentence to be sent there.

I wish I was a hentai protagonist.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Granted but your genitals are permanently pixelated and it hurts.

I wish I was as smart as everyone thinks they are.

[Tomoyama]

1 hour ago, WritesNaughtyStories said:

Granted but your genitals are permanently pixelated and it hurts.

I wish I was as smart as everyone thinks they are.

Granted but everyone is a chimp.

I wish everything was free.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Granted. The world economy collapses and nobody makes anything any more. I'm an American, sorry.

I wish I liked my dick.