I'm gonna buy/bail you with...

[Cash Money Chad]

I'm going to buy you with a talking hot dog that tells you which team will win a baseball game.

No bail out

Free slide whistle with every purchase limit one per customer while supplies last.

[Akuja]

Hey, I’ll trade in a harem of wholesome gyarus and JKs for that slide whistle.

As for you, I’ll trade in another harem of naughty Yamato Nadeshikos for you.

Get your limited time Akuja merch bundle while they last! Comes with a single Akuja!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I wonder if its head can twist 180 degree? Wait, that's kokeshi doll...

Then i'm gonna buy you with Lego i just stepped on! Feel the pain!

Now then, if you wanna feel me then buy me!

[Akuja]

Oh, I’ll feel you alright. Just accept these chicken tenders and coffee first. 

I’m tossing in some mini Akujas you could take when you’re busy with tasks in Among Us. Along with the original, of course.

[PixiLust]

Some pocket Akus, and Someone new to play Among Us with!? I will buy you with some pictures of my cats cuddling. 

Mildly feisty Pixi for purchase today. 

[WetNoodle]

Shall buy you with... I dunno.. a bottle of lube and a box set of the X-Files on DVD?

I'm not worth much, so don't waste your hard earned wares on me.

[Cash Money Chad]

I'm going to  buy you with a crack rock I found under a discarded porn magazine at a bus stop in New Jersey 

Dick for sale, dick for sale!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Just a dick? My word what a rip-off! I'm gonna buy this rip-off sale with a dirty duct tape!

If you want to starve your wallet again, go ahead and buy me. Any price, any barter, any kind of payment will do!

Except the shrimp...

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

I'm gonna buy this cutie Elena by spending hundreds of dollars in a gacha game in order to summon her, only to get several dupes I don't need before getting her!  :')

I try not be too picky, as long as you use something thoughtful to purchase me, I'll be happy.  Doesn't have to be money :3

[Akuja]

Way ahead of you, Blue Hair. To help you take advantage of the gacha’s pity system, I’ll give you a 1k gift card to spend on the gacha currency. Best of luck to you, friend! 

Speaking of gacha, the Ultra Max Rare Akuja is up for grabs. 

[Cash Money Chad]

I'm gonna buy you with a copy of big tits on hot chicks the movie

get it while supplies last this item is flying off the shelves and we can barely keep it in stock.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

You know if i can steal those, i will do it in heartbeat. But i like bargaining so i'm gonna buy you with doorknob i found in front of my house.

Speaking of doorknob, i'm now open for sale. Any type of Elena at the same price!

[Akuja]

Any type of Elena you say? Then I’ll take a number 5 Elena with extra Elena sauce, substitute the pickled Elena’s for sautéed Elenas, and I’ll have a large Elena cola, no ice with that. Oh and an Elena sundae if your ice cream machine’s not broken. My total is... One mini Akuja... that is hugging my wallet. 

We’re down to the last Akuja of the night, folks. I repeat, last Akuja of the night!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Well, i do have white cream colored hair when excited...

Anyway, last deal should be made with memorable deal. So i'm gonna buy you with slab of stone i found from cemetery! Its just a slab of stone but its meaningful once you put your name, date of birth, and your famous last words.

Now then, since Halloween vibe is lingering, might as well put up spooktober sale on my price tag! Got no cash? Well...got a candy then?

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

I do have candy!  Here, I’ll buy you with a box of Snickers!  Because you’re not you when you’re hungry :3

Blue boi is back on sale!  I don’t ask for much, just something thoughtful will be good for the sale price!

[Cash Money Chad]

I'm going to buy you with a game cube, melee, and a box of blue hair dye

Chaaad foorr saaaale get your Chaaad for saaaale

[Venari99 Deactivated]

I'm going to buy a chad with a bag of doritos.

Used Venari for sale, only been used... well a fair amount, but the paints good and runs well!

[Cash Money Chad]

I shall buy you right back with the same bag of doritos and we can share

For sale limited time only 

[Venari99 Deactivated]

Haha! I shall but you back again with beer and a tv show, now we can truly share!

Just got more Venari in stock, get it while it's hot!

[IsabellaRose]

I'll buy you with a fresh set of bedsheets and a box of used sex toys.

Izzy for sale, get her before she falls asleep.

[Cash Money Chad]

Im gonna buy you with a lap top a dvd and a pair of pants.. All of which contain a dick

 

Chad for sale or any other chara of your choice.

[IsabellaRose]

I've got these old binoculars and a tube of lube... looks like that's your going rate.

IZZY FOR SALE. GET YOUR IZZY.

[Cash Money Chad]

Im finna buy you with a video camera and the location of 90 person orgy

 

Supplies are limited they are flying off thw shelves

[PixiLust]

I’ll buy you with a stack of blueberry pancakes!

Pixi is up for grabs. 

[Akuja]

Can I buy you with lifetime subscription to Headpats On Demand? I hear it’s a comfy service. 

Akuja has now entered the auction house floor.