I'm gonna buy/bail you with...

[Cash Money Chad]

I'm gonna buy you with big Tits on hot Chicks 2 secret of the goo...spoiler the goo is semen

SHUT and BUUUUY BUUUUY BUY SPEEEEND YOUR MONEY!!

[WickedCadrach]

I'll buy Chara with a gently used Fleshlight I found on eBay and a 6-pack of beer.

*holds up 'For Sale' sign*

[Venari99 Deactivated]

I'd buy you with some bondage straps and a good fuck.

Venari for sale, limited time offer!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm so angry! I'm gonna buy you with body builder mickey mouse doll i found on flea market! (It's piggy bank actually)

Who dare to buy an angry Elena off the shelves today? Yes! A THOT HOT Steamy Elena is on the shelves as of today! Buy now while she's hot headed!

[Cash Money Chad]

I'll buy you with semen fresh from my dick

For sale. 50% with the promise on blow jobs

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Okay everyone, screw you, i will put my highest bid to get my blow job! I'm gonna buy you with this strawberry flavored condom from unknown brand. Heck, it could be a real cherry for all i care. Oh and you're the one who gonna get the blow, no buts!

Hey, mind to get me off this shelves? I'm not on sale but my price been dumbed down tho. Still in good condition! *check the tag* well, 98% good condition.

[Cash Money Chad]

Im going to buy you with strawberry ice cream and a edible chocolate spoon

Get it while its fresh 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Goodness, thanks! Wait...did you said the spoon is edible?

Ahh what the hey, anyway, i'm gonna buy you with the dessert plate. A plastic dessert plate. Gotta save up for next deal you see?

I'm up for sale but unlike those fresh stuff, this one is still fresh from the fridge! Strike this cold, hard, deal, now!

[Cash Money Chad]

I'm gonna bail you out with, a box of flowers with a shot gun inside

Need bail for bailing out Elena

[PixiLust]

I’ll buy you with a ziplock bag full of Cheeto dust, and a warm Mtn. Dew.

I’m a terrible investment, but buy me anyway!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Whoa there, someone manage to bail me out for the first time!

Time to celebrate by buying YOU with this used cloth...don't mind the number on its back, its a trend! Eh? State prison? Just rub it off with tofu!

You know what? As much as i'm willing to sell myself, i got myself cut short in court. Bail me out and i'm gonna rob clean your house include your fridge free of charge!

[IsabellaRose]

I'll bail you out with this chest full of gold (colored) crayons...?

Great, now I'm in jail. Who can bail me out?

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Hey warden! I need this prisoner out for me to sale later! I'll bail her with a bubble gum...a tasteless bubble gum!

...isn't it grand? How can i sold my good stuff if i'm trapped in here? Bail me out! I would do anything you want if you do! Provided i'm in the mood to do so, that is

[IsabellaRose]

I quietly bail you out with a half can of Mountain Dew and a few fruity gummy snacks.

Now that we're both free, I'm up for sale. 

[DreamsnThings]

Id buy you with snuggles, affection,  and bondage gear

Anywho kitten for sale!

[WritesNaughtyStories]

I'd bail you out of the pet rescue with a a bag of tacos for the staff. Too bad I stole the tacos and got locked up...

[PixiLust]

Hmm. I’ll bail you out with a sock full of nickels. Ignore the napping guards and you’re free to go!

Whatever they say I did, I swear I’m innocent! I’m being framed!

[IsabellaRose]

I'll bail you out with several hundred pixie sticks, getting the guards all sugared up so they can't focus and waste their time running around while we waltz right out together...

But then I'm right back inside for breaking you out of jail! Help!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I think i saw you somewhere...hey warden! Do me favor and get this fella out for me! I'll pay her fine with a Nata de Coco! Don't give me that crap, that's her bail price!

So i was curious how comfortable the prison bed is. Then i forgot that i'm a wanted woman. Help me out! My bail fine didn't cost much!

[DreamsnThings]

I gotcha hun, I gave the warden some snuggles and it was enough for your bail

Sadly, now that the warden has tasted them snuggles, he decided to keep me instead! someone buy the snuggly cat from this cuddle addict!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I think it would be worse to give a glue to bail this one out...

Hey, wardy! I give you this hot dog-looking dakimakura so you can have your tasty cuddle. Now bail that fella out!

...sadly, that dakimakura cost me a fortune. Anyone wanna buy me? It cost as cheap as fighter jet!

[DreamsnThings]

now that im free from that snuggly captor, I visit my pal the leprechaun for a small loan of a few thousand gold, pay your cost back in full!

sadly my pal was closer to a shark, wanting the loan paid back an hour after i borrowed it, so now im at a slave auction, up for bid!

[Cash Money Chad]

I'm gonna buy you with the leprechaun gold I earned for making it to the end of the rainbow, which will allow me to not only pay for you but also pay for your debt with plenty left over to have another raging fuck fest, the many illegal and public activities causing us to go to horny jail.

I have one phone call will you be the one to bail me out of horny jail

 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

See this? Yes, its a painted gold sunflower seeds. I'm gonna bail you out with (fake) golden sunflower seeds!

Not sure why i got lassoed and thrown to jail. I can't sell myself if i'm on jail! Bail me out! I will worship you (and your gold) if you paid my fine!

[Cash Money Chad]

Uses my left over leprechaun gold to bail you out of jail so we can all have crazy sex with no repercussions 

Alright Im up for bid who's buying?