Last post wins (nsfw)

[IsabellaRose]

sleepin kitty extends her claws

[Cash Money Chad]

I let Izzy the kitty sleep and just rub behind the ears of dreams so she can nap and I can nap on the tummy.

[IsabellaRose]

wakes, stretches, wanders around while everyone else naps, sniffing, touching my paw to random objects that catch my interest, then looks for something to eat

[Cash Money Chad]

It's feeding time for cats, but since chad is asleep Isabella will just have to find a way to open the bottom cabinet and get to the open bag of dorritos.

[IsabellaRose]

sniffs around the chad, meows loudly.

[Cash Money Chad]

Takes Isabella over to the cabinet "Ok now use your paw to grab the door handle and pull it open,"

[IsabellaRose]

meows, looks up at him, circles around his ankles, rubbing once or twice on his leg, then sits and stares up at him. meows.

 

[Cash Money Chad]

"Isabella it's an important fundamental cat skill, opening door with your paws, you gotta be able to do it otherwise you can get trapped in rooms."He said kneeling and petting her"Give it one honest try at least."

 

[IsabellaRose]

meows staring up at him, lifts herself on her hind legs, front paws curled under in front of her tiny, furry body, almost as if begging. lets out a little "mrow?" as her head cocks to one side and her tail flicks back and forth

[Cash Money Chad]

"Very good, now if you just take your paw like this.' He says helping her extend her little cat arm, hook her paw around it then pull the door open before she is set down on all fours. "There now you have no excuse the Dorritos are yours, the have fun turning orange." Pats Isabella's head then goes to get a hooker.

[IsabellaRose]

Sniffs the bag of Doritos, Knocks it out of the cupboard and onto the floor with the batting of one insistent paw.

Sticks her head inside the open bag to get at the Doritos, gets stuck. Tries to slowly back out of the bag but drags it with her. Panics and backs out as fast as she can across the kitchen floor until she finally gets her head free, then runs into the other room, ears and whiskers twitching. As soon as she comes around the corner she quickly adopts an attitude of calm indifference, clearly having meant to do that.

[DreamsnThings]

was observing all of this, she was not sleeping,  no totally not, she was just resting her eyes for the last few days, she was totally relevant to the cat centric plot...

Totally...

[Cash Money Chad]

Is out riding hookers and fucking his skate board

[IsabellaRose]

sits on the window sill cleaning Dorito dust off her whiskers

[Cash Money Chad]

After a while I just skate board through town.

[IsabellaRose]

stares out the window waiting for chad to return so she can get right under his feet when he enters and trip him up

[Cash Money Chad]

Chad got back and thought it was strange that Isabella looked happy to see him. Then he remembers cats will do that so they can bite you when you are off guard.

[IsabellaRose]

glances at Chad indifferently, then goes back to cleaning herself. she'll trip him later, when he least expects it.

[Cash Money Chad]

He takes off his shoe and washes his feet before walking around bare foot

 

[IsabellaRose]

dozes in kittybliss

[Cash Money Chad]

suspiciously watches the cats

[IsabellaRose]

absolutely does not have any plans or intentions, just naps quietly, waiting

[Cash Money Chad]

if the cat had no plans why is she waiting for something

[IsabellaRose]

cats are inscrutable. 

the cat abides

[Cash Money Chad]

or the cat abides her time