In a Parallel Universe...

[Akuja]

For this game, each post will consist of 2 parts, but to explain the first part, I must explain the second part. 

The second part is for the poster to say what exactly they’re doing in our current or the base universe. This could be something simple like drinking coffee or doing RPs. Something like that, but for the sake of creativity, let’s say you can be doing some absurd stuff as well. At the same time, do go too far off the deep end and get yourself reported.

Now, for the first part, the next poster below takes what the poster above is doing and describes what they’re doing in a parallel universe. For convenience sake, try not to stray too far from what the poster above is doing. For example, if Poster A is drinking coffee, don’t say something like, “In a parallel universe, Poster A is getting chased by feral dogs.” Or something unrelated like that. Instead, try something like, “In a parallel universe, Poster A is drinking a warm cup of cum.”

In concept, interactions should play out like this:

Poster A: In a parallel universe, (Blank because I don’t having anything above). 

I’m currently logging on to Reddit.

Poster B: In a parallel universe, you’re currently logging on to Pornhub.

I’m currently reading a good book.

Poster C: In a parallel universe, you’re in the world of Fahrenheit 451 and so you’re committing a crime by reading.

I’m currently rereading everything above in a sexy voice~ 

Poster D: In a parallel universe, you‘re rereading everything in the voice of Mark Hamill’s Joker.

You get the idea.

This should go without saying, but don’t go around writing stuff that gets you reported. I won’t be responsible for when you get banned.

With that out of the way, I’ll start us off:

I’m currently having some iced tea.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe Ice T is currently having a drink named after you.

I'm currently watching Rick and Morty 

[Aura]

In a parallel universe, you are Rick and Morty.

I'm currently trying to go to sleep.

[aLittleCrow]

In a parallel universe, you are trying to sleep with someone.

I'm currently sitting in a lecture.

[WickedCadrach]

In a parallel universe you're an actor playing the role of a student at the lecture. 

I'm currently making coffee. 

[PixiLust]

In a parallel universe you’re settling for juice because someone forgot to buy more coffee.

I am currently cutting fabric. 

[Akuja]

In a parallel universe, fabric is a protected species, thus you’re wanted for fabric abuse. 

I’m currently watching K-On for the first time on Netflix.

[PixiLust]

In a parallel universe you get isekaied into K-On.

I’m currently waiting for the world’s slowest train to get the fuck out of my way...

[WickedCadrach]

In a parallel universe, you're riding the world's fastest train, fucking the whole way...

I'm using a laser pointer to entertain my cat.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe, a cat is using a laser pointer to entertain you

 

I'm at work

[DreamsnThings]

In a parallel universe, your at work as a male stripper

im taking a nap

[peachy_boy]

in a parralel universe your taking a nap, tired  from watching the male stripper all night

im jogging

[Akuja]

In a parallel universe, jogging is the manliest thing in the world that gets you clout. 

I’m procrastinating on my assignments to grind in my gacha games.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe you are procrastinating on your assignments to grind as a male stripper, at the same club as meee

I'm about to take a shower

 

[aLittleCrow]

In a parallel universe, you are readying to take on a meteor shower.

I am currently thinking up roleplay replies.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe people are thinking of replies to you.. on a non lewd RP site 

I am currently sitting at a computer typing 

[PixiLust]

In a parallel universe you’re sitting at your computer trying to type, but someone’s under the desk distracting you.

I am currently petting a cat before I leave for work...
 

[DreamsnThings]

In a parallel universe your petting a catgirl before you leave for work at a gloryhole.

Im eating a cinnamon roll 

[Akuja]

In a parallel universe, you’re eating out a precious cinnamon roll, you pervert.

I just woke up and is about to get some breakfast.

[DreamsnThings]

In a parallel universe you just woke up from passing out after a 3 day long orgy and are about to go get some breakfast, eating it off of someone's naked body

Im eating pancakes in my fluffy cat pajamas 

[Akuja]

In a parallel universe, you’re eating your cat named Pancakes in your fluffy pancake pajamas.

I’m watching the movie trailer for Monster Hunter. (I have very little hopes for it.)

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe monsters are watching a trailer for human hunter and you are on the cover of the game.

Im laying on a couch that smells like sweat.

[peachy_boy]

in a parallel universe your lying on a couch of sweat after working out

im moaning

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe you are groaning

I'm smoking
 

[PixiLust]

I’n a parallel universe you’re wife is nagging you about smoking in the house.

I’m in the passenger seat. Headed for work.