In a Parallel Universe...

[Elena Ichinomiya]

In parallel universe, your cat watching your stomach

I'm drinking box of milk right now

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe, the box of milk explodes its own milk out of itself in your hand, but your luck is so good that whatever you were wearing didnt get stained. 

Im watching a criminal show on my TV

[Elena Ichinomiya]

In parallel universe, you ARE the...TV

I'm buying  new phone

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe YOU ARE, a phone..! Oh and im buying you.

I'm rolling in my bed wondering if I really wanna get up on a Sunday. 

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe, your bed is rolling you around on a Sunday deciding if it wants to let you get out if it.

 

I'm working, typing up reports and staring at Excel spreadsheets.

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe, you are the excel spreadsheet and you feel so awkward that somebody is looking through you.

I'm chilling on my sofa, listening to my spotify and enjoying the breeze coming from a window that I opened up.

[Anthro63RP Deactivated]

In a parallel universe; your sitting at the galley of a large steam-powered ship, the S.S. Lazinessa, riding the blood red waves as the latest song stuck in your head blasts through the music winds. You’ve almost arrived at the dock of Mocristof. 

I’m currently Skipping

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe: you're skipping a meeting with your federal peers because you were locked out by the system, but that is just a cover up because you're working with criminals and causing an economy drop in the country. Soon, you'll be caught for also having an affair with one of your superior's. 

I'm spinning a pen around my hands 

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe your spinning through a whirlwind of pens, mightier than swords, as they try to stop you from obtaining the treasure just beyond your reach...

 

I'm drinking coffee in my underwear

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe, you spill coffee over your underwear and you end up having a pair of coffeewear for like..I dont know, 2 or 3 days depending if you wash it well or not.

I'm outside looking at the bright sun. 

[TaleTale]

In a parallel universe, you're outside watching how the sun became a weird dark thing bleeding red stuff down to the horizon and you have to fight Soul of Cinder.

 

I'm having a cup of coffee while watching some Youtube.

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe, you're having a cup of coffee while watching milf porn on pornhub when you suddenly realize your mother is the pornstar!

Im eating a salad right now. 

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe your consciousness is split up between all the tiny leaves of lettuce and you scream in pain every time someone eats a forkful...

 

I'm watching tv from under a nice warm blanket

[TaleTale]

In a parallel universe, you're screaming as a nice warm blanket broke into your home through the bedroom window and is hunting you down, trying to find where you're hiding.
(Killer Blankets: The Movie.)

I'm minding my business in a train, trying to not make eye-contact with a passenger who seems agitated.

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe, he picks a fight with you but because you're a skilled assassin you hit his neck pressure point fast and make him fall asleep avoiding a commotion and identity revealance.

I'm watching anime alone in my bed, covered by my thick sheets ^^

[TaleTale]

In a parallel universe, you're watching anime with your secret organization of dangerous outlaws who want to collect some monsters so they can use a special planet-changing magic-like power. There's also one dude who basically puppets six people so he eats like six times as much snacks and whatnot while you guys watch anime.

 

I'm fishing at a lake in a forest, enjoying a warm summer evening.

[IsabellaRose]

On a cold winter evening in a parallel universe, you're terrified and near panic, swimming as fast as your merhuman body can to avoid harpoons being fired at you, diving into the depths of the seaweed forest in a last ditch effort to avoid being skewered...

 

I'm alone at my desk writing a new piece of erotic.

[TaleTale]

In a parallel universe, you write and detail how a harpoon pierces a cute merhuman as they're trying to get to safety and end up passing out. The merhuman wakes up being taken care of a huge octopus mommy-type witch who lets her merhuman visitor stay with her until he's healthy.

 

I'm at the store, trying to decide what to buy.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you're just one item on a shelf in a store full of humans and something is trying to decide which of you to buy... 

 

I'm trying on outfits to see what looks best for when I go out tonight

[DragonneRPG Deactivated]

In a parallel universe you're not trying anything because you go out during the day instead.

I'm currently telling my cat that he's fat.

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe your cat is secretly a kakashi summon, and it knows taijutsu so it beats your ass.

In a parallel universe I'm trying to sneak into Nebraska. 

[TaleTale]

In a parallel universe, Nebraska is a primordial earth titan the size of a town which leaves only destruction behind it. And a prophecy states you will defeat it.

 

I'm trying to sleep while my neighbors are loudly partying at 2 AM.

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe, due to the fact that your neighbors are associates with Danzo behind my clan's massacre, so as you're trying to sleep, you suddenly hear the releasing clang of a sword and the destruction of the music speakers, along with the witched pitiful cries of his associates. Oh and I sneak into your bed and snuggle you...No homo ofc. u//u

I'm laying in bed thinking about that one time I woke up wearing only one sock. 

[TaleTale]

In a parallel universe, you feel a femboy sock fairy pull one of your socks off at night and hear him whisper: "No homo." after he leaves a tailor made cock sock for you. Seems to be a Christmas present by the looks of it. He also leaves some of his Astolfo cosplay pictures on the bed.

 

I'm at a movie theater with some guy using his phone nonstop in front of me. 

 

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe, everything seems kinda the same except you can see he is one of your fans, and is using your apparent onlyfans, looking at your picture content without focusing on the movie. Its great for there to be people supporting you isn't it?

I'm putting up a poster of my clan whilst being wet and only in a body towel.