Corrupted Dreams~

[Cash Money Chad]

granted but the awarded is a razzie and you win it for worst movie of all time

I wish I had a telescope 

 

[DreamsnThings]

Granted, but any time you look through it your eyes will naturally zoom in by 20%, making moving around different and disorienting, you must look through the telescope once a week or you will die from a meteorite you would otherwise have seen coming. 

I wish i had snuggles that would not kill, deform, or maim me 

[Akuja]

Granted, but you’re permanently paralyzed and stuck with the person you’re snuggling with. 

I wish I was eating some delicious sushi and tempura. 

[PixiLust]

Granted but your movie wins a razzy instead of an emmy.

I wish I hadn’t forgotten my headphones today. 

[DreamsnThings]

Granted but at random intervals your headphones will play porn noises at 4x the volume your on

I wish i never had to work again and could still live a stable life!

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but you get cabin fever from having to stay locked in your house with nothing to do and nowhere to go.

I wish I felt good about my self 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Granted but now you smell as bad as you used to feel about yourself.

I wish my boss didn't set my teeth on edge every time they spoke.

[DreamsnThings]

Granted, now you have no teeth, so they cant be set on edge

I wish i was immortal 

[Akuja]

Granted, but you’re forced to form bonds with regular people, knowing that you’ll inevitably outlive them.

I wish I was on a date with someone, preferably in a major city like San Francisco, Tokyo, London, etc.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but you blow it with them and they dump you publicly in the middle of Tokyo


I wish I had a folder full of porn
 

[Removed-User Deactivated]

Granted. It's child porn.

I wish this wish wasn't a throwaway.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but it is a wish you will hold onto forever and will never come true

 

I wish for the number 12

[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Now you have 12 of everything on your body. 

I wish for carmel. 

[Akuja]

Granted, but you’re slathered in thin layer of the stuff and someone has to lick it off your whole body.

I wish I had some ramune to drink.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but it's flat and tastes bad

 

I wish for death

[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Granted but you get rebiethed into another human form. 

I wish for a banana split. 

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but the banana is rotten

I wish it was Friday

[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Granted but you have to work a double shift. 

I wish that for free tv channels. 

[Cash Money Chad]

granted but they are all shitty public access channels

I wish for Kurt Russle

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[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Granted but its his stunt double. 

I wish for chocolate chip cookies. 

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but they are older than you

I wish for hookers

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

Granted but they have HIV amongst several STD's.

I wish I had more energy to do things on a daily basis.

[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Granted but you fall asleep for long periods of time to recharge. 

I wish to be a kitsune.

[Akuja]

Granted, but you’re Tamano no Mae and you’re on the brink of dying as part of the original story. 

I wish to be a professional chef.

[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Granted but you run a one star resturant. 

I wish to be a neko.