Corrupted Dreams~

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but then you are just taken advantage of by people who arent decent human beings

I wish I had a go cart 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it's so slow people walk past you when you're at top speed.

I wish I had a boat

[Rucio, Emperor of Cheese]

Granted, but it's a gravy boat.

I wish my waifu was real, and was happy.

 

[Akuja]

Granted, but she’s only happy because she doesn’t have to love you.

I wish I had some singing talent.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but the only style you're talented at is yodeling...

I wish I were more motivated this week.

[PixiLust]

Granted but no matter how much stuff you get done, there’s always something else to do, so you never reach that sense of accomplishment.

I wish I was less sensitive this week..

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but now you feel nothing for one week

 

I wish for butts

[Akuja]

Granted, but they’re either the butt of some buff person or incredibly flat. In the chance that you get a perfect ass, it smells like ass, obviously...

I wish my Genshin Impact gacha pulls were good.

Edited November 22, 2020 by Akuja

[IsabellaRose]

granted, but you immediately lose all connectivity and can't use anything you pulled.

 

I wish for nonstop cunnilingus

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but it goes on so long that you go numb and you stop feeling it about 8 hours in

 

I wish I had a cat that eats spaghetti

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but he eats all the spaghetti, not just yours, but all the spaghetti in the world and grows to monstrous size, then begins to devour all the people and rules over the planet and a human-eating cat warlord

 

I wish I someone would invent candy that tastes good but doesn't have all these calories!

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but its made of people and turns those who eat it into windigos and they become the apex predator and bring humanity to the brink of extinction

 

I wish to get my Dick sucked

Edited November 26, 2020 by MultiChara69

[aLittleCrow Deactivated]

Granted, but it gets sucked by an industrial vacuum without any way to shut it down.

 

I wish I wouldn't have to constantly worry about my study work deadlines

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but its because you failed 

 

I wish for an egg in these trying times

[Akuja]

Granted, but you get a rotten quail's egg. 

I wish I getting some nice paizuri right now.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted, but with cutting board fella...

I wish i'm a pop star

[Akuja]

Granted, but you’re famous for being a horrible singer and dancer.

I wish I was a rockstar.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted, you become moon rock.

I wish i can juggle like bartender

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

Granted, but you can only do so for about 3 seconds before dropping and breaking everything. 
 

I wish I had the power of God and anime on my side.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but the anime is akira and you become a giant grotesque monster god baby until you destroy Tokyo in a giant explosion.

I wish I had a mountain of candy.

[Mini Magi]

Granted, but when you took one out, the ensuing candy avalanche crushed you before you could eat any of it.

I wish for 2 feet of snow outside.

[Nafarman]

Granted, but you have a strict caregiver who makes you do things totally not related to snow.

I wish Lady Dimitrescu would choke me with her thighs

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it's not as enjoyable as you hoped and she chokes you to death.

I wish I could live in a cartoon.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but that cartoon is canclled after the pilot forcing you to live the same episode for eternity 

I wish I was invisible 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you can never get rid of that one whistling booger that always makes a noise every time you breathe in or out, always giving you away.

I wish I was in a porn movie.