Corrupted Dreams~

[Always Sunny Deactivated]

Granted, but he sounds like Steve Urkel and wants to know everything about your life.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of coffee.

[Akuja]

Granted, but it’s a supply of all of the used coffee grounds in the world.

I wish I could scuba dive.

[Always Sunny Deactivated]

Granted, but you can only use the snorkel of people who have previously dived.....who were smokers.

I wish I knew how to dance.

[Akuja]

Granted, but you only know how to twerk like Tina Belcher.

I wish I could get a bear hug from someone.

[Always Sunny Deactivated]

Granted, but it’s from a literal bear, but like one of those hairless ones.

I wish I could focus.

 

[WetNoodle]

Granted, but it's a Ford Focus.

I wish I had a brain.

[Always Sunny Deactivated]

Granted, but you still look like the scarecrow from the wizard of oz.

I wish it was warmer.

[WetNoodle]

Granted, but it's warmth from PEE!!

I wish for.. uh.. a smoking monkey named Gerald.

[Akuja]

Granted, but it’s literal smoke in the shape of a monkey that dissipates immediately, leaving only the name tag and collar. 

I wish I could bend an element like in Avatar.

[Always Sunny Deactivated]

Granted, but you’re an earth bender stranded at sea.

I wish could do parkour.

[Akuja]

Granted, but you’re stranded on a plain open field with no structures or trees in sight. 

I wish I could lay down and nap with someone..

Edited October 12, 2020 by Akuja
Previous wish felt too personal...

[aLittleCrow]

On 10/10/2020 at 20:23, Akuja said:

I wish I could lay down and nap with someone..

Granted, but you awake with a knife in your chest from your sleeping partner.

I wish I could observe anyone I wanted.

 

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but you can only do so when they are at their least sexy moments and they become instantly aware of your observation.

I wish I was able to function perfectly without ever needing to sleep.

[PixiLust]

Granted but you loose all your teeth cause meth will do that, ya know? Also you only think you’re functioning perfectly...

I wish I could go home and sleep. 

 

 

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but you are killed by a burglar, and thus sleep eternally 

I wish I had a million doll hairs  

[DreamsnThings]

You have the doll hairs but its sewn into your head one by one after your hair is forcibly ripped from your skull.

I wish for snuggles 

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but you are then smothered and crushed to death by the sheer force of the snuggling

I wish I had a DVD player

[Always Sunny Deactivated]

Granted, but it doesn't come with a remote so you have to do everything on the dvd itself.

I wish i had a snack.

[Akuja]

Granted, but it’s a throbbing hard cock that’s waiting to be sucked from yours truly.

I wish I could erase my memory of watching a good anime so I can rewatch it again.

[DreamsnThings]

Granted, but all memories are erased, including what it was about, what it was called, and where you watched it. You will never find it again for as long as you live... and if you somehow do you will forget about it within moments of watching it... making the story impossible to follow, and the action leave no impression on you.

I wish i had snuggles that wont cause me to die.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but you bound with that person on the genetic level becoming a no armed two headed person with legs sticking out of it's stomach.

I want a basket ball

Edited October 15, 2020 by MultiChara69

[Akuja]

Granted, but it’s always deflated and is signed by the worst basketball player of all time.

I wish I had a plate of freshly steamed crab legs right now

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

Granted, but you're only served the shell of the crab legs, the meat is nowhere to be seen.

I wish I had a beautiful waifu whose hair is as blue as mine.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but she is a yandere and if you so much as look at another piece of hentai with a girl who dose not have blue hair she will kill you in unspeakable ways.

I wish I was a turtle

[Akuja]

Granted, but you’re fated to become turtle stew almost immediately after transformation. 

I wish I could produce an award winning movie.