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Temaelrin

Corrupted Dreams~

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Jordii~kins

wish granted. you become a literal cunt. as in vagina.

i wish i could be served a nice breakfast in bed

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SMFoxy

Granted: It's served literally in bed, rather than on a plate/in a bowl.

I wish I could decide what game(s) to get on Steam...

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Jordii~kins

wish granted but they will always refuse to work on whatever computer you try and run them on so that it turns out to be a colossal waste of money lololol

i wish i could find the time to actually play the games i have.

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ZoeyA

Wish granted: But you can only play the games you currently own and you cannot do anything else, death forgets to claim your soul, congrats on playing the same games for infinity!

I wish I could genderbend at will

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Kalvoras Vertal

"Wish granted, but you become stuck in selected gender for five years before doing it again"

"I wish I wasn't poor"

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thedude

Wish granted. You have the same amount of money as you do now but are forced to live in a third world country. Your net worth has gone up considerably but only in relativity.

 

I wish for fish upon a dish.

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04narcissis20

Okay guys, if you haven't played this before, the rules are simple... I'll just give an example.

Poster 1:
I wish I could fly...

Poster 2:
You can but only for 1 second...

(Then you need to make a wish)

I wish I could live forever...

(...And then you corrupt the wish and so on)

Well... Since I'm the first poster, i'll just make a wish...

I Wish that I hade a silver motorcycle.

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TheSourestPatch

But it has pink tassles on the handles and a basket on the front.

I wish I knew how to feel

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Jason ♡

You can only feel pain and suffering and become super edgy as a result.

 

I  wish the Dragon Balls were real and worked with the same rules as in the show!

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Rucio

Granted, but they are literally the balls of various dragons, and they aren't very keen of having them removed.

I wish I had a neko as a pet.

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Whoreo
Posted (edited)

Wish granted. however it's a neko as in the Japanese name for a Cat. just an ordinary cat that seems to piss all over your furniture and knock everything over. the little cuntrag also scratches you if you go anywhere near it. sucks.

I wish people weren't so sensitive.

Edit: this topic actually already exists:

Edit 2: looks like the topics got merged together. cool.

Edited by Whoreo
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Temaelrin

Mod note: Topics are now merged.

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Neptune

Wish granted. Everyone is now an insensitive, emotionless husk.

I wish I had a thunderstorm right now.

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Rucio

Granted, but every single bit of energy, light and heat will go through your cranium, and anything in the way will be unaffected. AKA you literally will be a lightning magnet.

I wish I had a single slice of Muenster cheese, cut right off a fresh block, in my right hand.

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Imouto Kanna
Posted (edited)

Ruin a Wish goes like this:
Someone posts their wish, the person who responds after them grants said wish but in a devious way, and then makes another wish.

Example:
Poster 1: I wish for a million dollars.

Poster 2: Granted. You get a million dollars, but it's all Monopoly money.
I wish _____.

I wish I could find the perfect RP partner.
 

Edited by Imouto Kanna
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Rucio

Granted, but they only type in octal.

I wish I could get back to a state of good health.

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Imouto Kanna

Granted, but you die the day after tomorrow.

I wish i could eat whatever I wanted but still have the body type I desire.

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Amy-thyst

Granted, but you realize you are broke and have no money for food. 

I wish I had a pool in my backyard. 

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Rucio

Granted, but it's a pool table.

I wish I could be happy with my love life.

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Amy-thyst

Granted, but you are in prison and that love life is with an inmate. 

I wish I was an astronaut. 

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Bigmeat69

Wish granted, but you don't have a suit and float naked through space

I wish I was the best guitarist on the planet

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Tactical harem

Granted, but you can only play Justin Beaver Songs.

I wish for world peace

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Temaelrin

Mod Note: Merged yet another topic that is the same.

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Rucio

Granted, but nobody is happy with literally anything, and this "world peace" is really just the entire planet bottling up it's hatred leading to a very violent explosion of emotions causing the third World War, and thus the end of all human life as we know it.

I wish I had a girlfriend. There's an easy one to corrupt.

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04narcissis20

Your task is simple:

Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.

Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.

For example:

USER A: I wish I had a million dollars.

USER B: Granted. You now have one million dollars.

In monopoly money.

I wish I had a steak.

USER 😄 Granted. It's made out of rubber.

I wish Batman was real.

Etc.

I'll start.

*ahem*

I wish I could get anything I wanted to in the whole universe.spacer.png

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